Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

“We’ll just see about that.” - police departments everywhere

Neat Dart!

And now we have the newest death scene for the next Final Destination movie. People go skydiving, and get sucked into jet engines, leaving bloody contrails across the sky.

Oh, so he didn't use a transcontinental racetrack?

Yes. Yes, we did.

Pew, pew, pew

cringed at that line... so much awksies.

Disagree with all of them. Almost all of them look great in pictures. Except the damn Cherokee.

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. McMahon.

This is an awesome idea, Bourdains shows are great, I could definitely see Clarkson doing something similar. Some of the best moments in Top Gear were when they traveled

Youve been waiting a while to use that screen shot, i can tell.

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

I hate sanding.

At Mazda, we used to tell RX-8 customers "A redline a day keeps the mechanic away."

I guess that makes him a private pilot.

The comment chain here is classic. I can read every one of them in their intended voice.

Western PA. Maybe.