This guy's youtube page is one wild ride.

A shot of well whiskey and a can of cheap beer, usually PBR or Narragansett. Costs $3.

I only saw the "Officer of the Year" episode… but during Emma and Mark's talk about kissing each other I had the dopiest grin on my face. Great writing, and Keegan-Michael Key is a dreamboat.

Therapy question from a sometime lurker:

1. no one is interested in you
2. come to conclusion you aren't loveable or attractive
3. someone is interested in you
4. freak out internally, question their motives, treat them/yourself poorly, force things to fizzle out or die dramatically
5. no one is interested in you

Ohhh my God. Forrest on the floating garbage island… I lost it.

"I WAA BE NURRR"

s/o to Bird Bones, who as a character could have been super annoying and a buzzkill, but the writing on this show is great and she's hilarious in her own right.

Mark is so, so great on this show.

I lost my dad when I was your age, four years ago.

I hope it's similar to the Skyrim model where romance/marriage is really just a matter of economic convenience & safety. I liked Hearthfire a lot, and getting to build "camps" in FO4 seems kind of similar, so every once in a while you can just breeze in, get some caps from your spouse, rest up and clear up some space…

"For one,you couldn't even handle a DAY as a centaur,you'd be tripping over your own hooves the second you became one."
Wikipedia talk pages honestly have to be some of the most bizarre spaces online.

My favorite game as the little kid was the Little Critter "Just my Grandma and Me" interactive book-thing. I would play it for hours and hours, just clicking things and laughing at the whistling starfish, Little Critter biting into a sandy hot dog, someone's balloon flying away. 5-year-old MacPhisto was easily…

"Lana, did you see my scarf?"
*sigh* "Yes, Archer, I saw your scarf"

I love this show so much, it just feels lived-in and natural. St. Clair and Parham make a lot of noise about their creative partnership/best friendship, and it works SO SO well in this medium. Every episode has me cracking up at something, and I like how the show tiptoes the line of cynicism but usually gives into a…

Glad to hear about Mr. Enuma's health :)

As long as every last Stark is dead, I will be happy.

Just let it go.

My friend actually cancelled her Ipsy subscription for the same reasons you quit Birchbox, haha. I've really liked a lot of scents and lip color that Birchbox has sent and made a couple fill-size purchases, but the hair stuff is just too much for me. I'm super specific about how I manage my hair and don't need any…

Two straight weeks of actually good, constructive therapy sessions. Left a 3/4 full bottle of liquor at a friend's house on purpose!