it is absolutely a selfish decision on the parents part.

He shouldn’t be having it either. They’re both unspeakably selfish.

This video mostly reminded me of how often you had to adjust super-low rise jeans. The constant pulling up the back.

I wish I could agree with you. Many of my clients have been tested positive for Lyme (not to speak of the ones who believe they have Lyme though have tested negative for specific bacteria) and have suffered long-term neurological effects. They are not rich; and, in fact, are hemorrhaging finances in a desperate search…

If my rich father just ignored my pleas for help I would shit on his silver platter, too.

I’m glad you agree that it doesn’t happen, and therefore isn’t in the least a valid excuse to discriminate against pregnant people.

That seems like a bit of a stretch, but it’s not clear what transformation they’re talking about since as others have pointed out, she’s always looked chic and elegant.

I think some of this backlash is against the immense competition within this socioeconomic group. I have two teenage stepchildren who go to private school and play multiple, expensive sports. It’s frustrating because party literally act like they HAVE to do whatever their kids want. Ok, so it’s your anniversary and…

One would think a super patriotic Republican would know that using the flag as an article of clothing violates the Code of Flag Etiquette.

The joke is in the fact that tardy and retarded derive from the same latin word, ‘retardere’, which means to slow down/delay.

Wait until it gets cross-posted to Kotaku or something.

I like that most of the responses aren’t “Good job putting her in her place brah.” Small victories. :\

Why though? They’re pretty clearly in the right here.

Rather than condemn millennials—and those, shall we say, contaminated by them—for shirking “responsibility” through discourse, let’s acknowledge our more pressing duty: to stop policing speech, and instead welcome the voices clamoring to be heard.

I just recently moved to a new apartment with no dishwasher, so I feel your pain. My strategy is to wash dishes 4 times a day so I don’t have a too huge pile. Now I’m gonna see if I can hypnotize myself into an orgasm for every squirt of the dishsoap or upon completion of scrubbing that really caked baking dish or…

I wish I could get off as easily as fetishists seem to. Like, how can I train myself to O at the sound of a tissue being pulled from its box? I have really bad allergies, so..?

Thanks Kim. I needed an easier way to rent a jet. So relatable.

A few weeks ago, I read an article by a woman who was a big fan of Matthew Perry. She went to see his play and waited by the stage door to met him. This took hours. When she finally saw him, he rushed past and said he wasn’t signing autographs. She was so disappointed and upset with him. I can understand her feelings…

These are the people who will scream about the fear of Obama implementing Sharia law when in fact they would probably be on board for a lot of it.

I feel like the lack of nipple is also something people don’t realize. I too could have had a fifth surgery to “make” a nipple out of something but it didn’t make sense for me. Most mastectomies for actual cancer leave you without a nipple, which the media does not portray.