This made me cackle. Thanks for that. :)

My dog is the opposite. Day care is her jam. When I come to get her, she doesn’t greet me - merely looks dismayed. Then as I try to lead her out, she keeps turning around and looking longingly at the workers.

It’s just not that fucking deep, though. You’re taking something that’s silly/ironic and making a cause against it. I’m not saying you don’t have a point, but you’re totally missing another (less serious) point.

If you’re trying to tell me Pen 15 is not a real club I’m going to be upset.

Dontcha know you can’t imagine boning a guy over the interwebs without thinking about whether he can be a good imaginary father to your imaginary kids. This commenter killed my ladyboner.

Wow you sure can tell a lot about somebody (the brother) from just a picture! You should really try to market that, I bet it’d be quite profitable.

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

Did he get better looking? Jesus.

He looks like the type that will call you at 2 am for the jumpoff, eat all your food, fuck the dogshit out of ya, and steal all your loose money out your purse while you sleepin’ off that good dickalation. And I’d let him do it again-no shame.

Is it just me or was that headline kind of confusing?

Don’t even try to make this about the US. We both know that there simply is no comparison between the two.

Oh good I needed my daily recommended allmotment of obnoxious assholes telling no one who asked about how much better they are than you because they don’t use facebook. They’re like vegans.

Did you just read an entire article about a service you don’t use? Why? If I saw a post about some change coming to World of Warcraft I can’t imagine reading it, then going to the comments to tell everyone how I am smart because I’ve never bothered to play it.

congrats. you and my 70 year old dad can talk about it

Colonialism - accomplished by Islam in the 7th century (seriously, read about the spread of Islam).

A culture in which a mother burns her own daughter alive should’t be criticized? Fuck off with that moral relativism bullshit...

Why does pointing out one religion's shittiness prevent the same from happening to another religion? Both are shitty, and fuck you or anyone else who wants to hide behind accusations of ”racism” as a means to give one of them a pass.

Woah. A little prickly, today? Maybe not take things so personally on a comment thread? I have also starred you many a time.

Amen! My wife and I volunteer for a local animal rescue and it’s heartbreaking. The pets that get rescued are the lucky few. The overwhelming majority end up at so-called “shelters” (a euphemism of Orwellian cynicism), where they’re lucky to get a few days or a week before they take their final walk to the room with…

I don’t believe in dog breeding like this.