“ I can hide some of my intolerance Bruce Sringseen,just watch me! Sorry is it Stein? Sorry, I always get confused with them Jew names!”

Seriously, dude was in a novelty bubblegum rock band. He should be thanking his fucking stars that time and distance fooled some twats into thinking his twaddle was for real. The Monkees are more relevant to rock and roll than stupid Kiss.

“also, I’m pro business and to show that we’ll let you determine your own policies in your private business. Please come back to us Paypal, I want your money."

That’s right — never forget, never forgive. Just take away the good stuff — mostly the actors — and spit on the rest.

I was a few seasons in, watching on netflix, when the finale aired, read the ending, and went “fuck this shit sideways” amd just rewatched mash.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. Ted met Tracy at the train station and then the show ended.

just read it. you’re like 80% right.

I still can’t watch reruns due to that ending.

I know a dude who was, like, the business department intern for a recent NCAA football national champ. He somehow got a fucking gargantuan ring out of this and he now wears it to bars to impress girls. Either he lies about being on the team, which is both depressing and skeezy, or he tells the truth, which is…

“flushable wipes”

“The ’80s were awesome.”

As someone who graduated high school in 1985, I say, with love in my heart, fuck you with a rusty spatula.

Depending on how close you are with him, I recommend gently ribbing him with things like "Man, that container is way up there. Can you reach it?"

A little update on this - I totally caught him not duck through a doorway the other day and called him out on it. He laughed and said “Yeah, i forget and might miss one here and there. Luckily, it doesn’t cost me a bump on the head anymore!”

You obviously can never go back to that office. But keep us updated!

when he says ‘distracted us’

is that in like a Golum/Smeagol kinda way?

No.

No, boomers are to blame with that "60 is the new 40!" bullshit. Middle age is around 40. Deal with it.

Is it okay to wear an OJ Simpson jersey ironically?

Just sayin’.

WHY IS THIS SHIT FUNNY LITERALLY EVERY TIME?!