Since that’s Wilt, the answer is “yes.”

I feel like we should turn this discussion over to an expert.

Are you from the 1930s?

Sock height longer than inseam or GTFO.

You crazy kids these days know NOTHING about short shorts. Back in my day when you wore shorts you had to worry about your nut sac peeking out if the weather was too hot and humid. And spandex? Get out of here with that. You had two choices, tighty whiteys or you could grab a jock from the pile of them we communally…

Focus On The Family, FRC’s parent organization, whose main goal is abstinence only sex “education” and making the lives of the gay community miserable.

Fact: Condoms prevent disease.

I agree with these guys. Not all of us straight guys want to have sex with the Rock. Some of us just want to spend the night cuddling on the couch with him, watching Fried Green Tomatoes, affectionately feeding each other popcorn. So maybe you do need to meet more straight guys.

Just so long as we get to kill Ted Cruz.

Mother. Fucking. Paul. Newman.

I WOULD LIVE THROUGH 1967 AS A BLACK WOMAN IF IT MEANT I HAD A SHOT WITH PAUL NEWMAN.

Tooth Fairy meets The Wire?

I would not have sex with him, but I would marry and cherish him for the rest of our days. Sleeping in pushed together twin beds with him already fast asleep (getting up early to do light cardio) while I get some reading done before I join him.

Oh I’d totally view that porn, but that’s not what I meant.

It’s not even a question. To be held in those bulging arms, covered with all those awesome tattoos...he’s definitely on my cheat list.

I tried, oh how I tried, but Alcatraz security just put me back on the ferry.

buddy movie = gay porn or nah?

A dream of mine: Dwayne Johnson x Idris Elba buddy movie.

HarrisBurgerMeister≠men. No matter how A+ top dog studly you happen to be, you are only one man. I’m sorry the article offended you.

If I followed the “it’s about her pleasure, (not) her orgasm” mantra, my marriage would just be me giving foot massages until she falls asleep.