I know I’ve been dieting too long. I got stuck on the carb part of carbuncle. “Hey carbdaddy, how you doin’. Come to mama”

Christians like to focus on other people’s sins rather than their own.

For as long as I live, I will never understand why people are so afraid of the LGBT community. Is it contagious? Are they planning to kill people? Are they really aliens in human skin? What? What is it? WHAT??

Hilarious.

Actually, little known fact about Gandhi is that he was vital in the customer service crisis of 1920. He single handedly heard the complaints of every woman with a Kate Gosselin haircut in India and gave them each a $5 off coupon for their next visit to any store in the country.

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

I was going through some files at work about old tax investigations of religious non-profits, and people were writing in that there mere act of investigation, not even forcing the organizations to do anything, just going through their records, was a violation of their religious freedom. These places are not sovereign…

I always knew the intolerance of conservatives was second to nun.

Rly tho I’m onto you Mitchy

I don’t believe they’re arguing that filling out the form is an undue burden, but that it’s an affirmative action that results in the supplying of birth control, which is against their sincerely held religious beliefs. It wouldn’t matter if the form was two pages, one page, one sentence etc.. It’s not the burden of…

“abortifacients”

I think once you take a single cent of public money, you void your right to cry about you religious views. Take government money, follow the law.

I second your assessment.

Hey Little Sister what have you done?

Does anyone else think that nun actually looks like Mitch McConnell in disguise?

I can’t even handle the nerve of their “Help a Sister Out” signs. Like, at worst, this has absolutely no effect on you, but will fuck over tons of other women. Fuck right off, ladies.

Maybe these religious organizations should start paying some taxes before they think they can decide what is and isn’t covered by health care.

I love that, for these people, filling out a two page form is an "undue burden" but 48 hour waiting periods and making women drive 400 miles to the nearest Women's Health clinic isn't.