I initially read the headline as ‘he’s just a slut’.

Especially with everything both sisters (Venus, moreso) did to bring equal prizes to the sport. Fuck this guy.

So will this dipshit say

Thank you so much. It is clear this is one of “their” favorite skits due to it actually getting it aired. While the wife isn’t the credited writer, I believe she was one of the head writers back in 2012 for the post-Oscar show where Black Hitler premiered. It’s clear the joke is tasteful because it is probably a…

And he wants to give it to us all so, so bad. Why are we fighting it?

FYI, this is something a man would post upon seeing this picture of Oscar Isaac. hypermasculine take. totally.

It'd be a hate fuck for sure, but the man is fine. Now if he endorsed Cruz, he would be off the table.

Jesus, really? I could never go this low, even for him.

Yes, would climb him like a tree. A Cheeto-dusted pornstache tree.

Do you use a fork for all Cheetos or just hot Cheetos because I too use a fork but only for hot Cheetos! Mostly because I went to see UP in the theatre and was eating hot Cheetos and started bawling my eyes out, wiped them with hot Cheetos fingers and DIIIIIED. Chips sticks is such a great idea.

Can’t even use my queerness as an excuse for this.

You just gave me an existential crisis because I’m seriously debating whether or not I would and I don’t even know which way I’d go... I have very very strong feelings on both sides of this issue.

Chopsticks! I usually eat Cheetos with a fork but chopsticks are a much better idea.

JE how is that even a question??

This prank is less evil now that I know about Black Hitler.

Sorry if it’s super obvious, but I don’t get what it means. Can someone explain what ‘Spacey in Space’ refers to?

I didn’t believe you at first, but I checked the standings and they are undefeated at 40-23-9.

My wife would do this sleeper burn on people in the 90's. When Usual Suspects first came out, if she got into fights with people or if they were being assholes she would just blurt out without context: “Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze!” And the person would just become confused. Then a few days or weeks or even months…

I’ve always respected Kevin Spacey, but seeing how neatly he can pack a suitcase takes my level of respect to the stratosphere.

Oh no, it’s totally legal, that’s why the can was covered in tape, the referees replaced the ball and there is an article on Deadspin.