Man... she dislikes fat people so much, even her cigarettes are slim!

Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.

RIGHT? Every time I see it I’m like “well fuck your Oprah and your billions and servants and chefs all of which get you bread all the time. Now it’s fucking midnight and I want some damn bread!”

Oprah’s commercial just makes me eat bread. Like I will take some bread every damn time that commercial comes on. Stocks in bread rose when they aired that shit. Sorry Weight Watchers. Congrats bread.

because we sluts spread our legs, i really don’t know how to explain it

When I first read about the bill I thought, “huh. They’re going to include all of the independently wealthy women who get inseminated too?”

The other thing that bothers me is how drug abuse is being handled. I appreciate and welcome the decreasing attempt to criminalize drug use in many locales (Seattle has a wonderful diversion program called LEAD) but it’s only because suburban white kids and soccer moms are getting hooked on opiates. When it was blacks…

Yeah, I expect when enough men start to realize that every sperm donor or married man fathering a child out of wedlock will be named on the record, this will get shut down.

Hey, if a rape is “legitimate,” the female body has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

Why is it the woman’s job to ensure a man stand up for a child?

It’s about time someone thought of this. So many fatherless babies are strutting around like they own the damn place. Got to shut that shit down.

The weird thing is all this racist fervor is kicking in at a time when crime rates are dropping, pregnancy rates are dropping, affirmative action has disappeared, taxes are low, welfare rolls have disappeared - yet black people are still being scapegoated. Rural white Americans - it is not our fault your lives suck.…

I’m going to guess these lovely people also oppose abortion, because protecting “babies” is of utmost importance right up until the moment they’re born.

the list of states to be “fucking done with” keeps getting longer and longer

So, if you get raped by a stranger, don’t abort the baby because that’s bad, but we won’t acknowledge its existence when it’s born, either.

“Provides an exception for artificially inseminated mothers.”

I dated a guy who had a very public on-set battle with a huge producer who pulled out that old chestnut. He was worried for about twenty minutes until another producer pulled him into a trailer and said “there are too many people in this industry for any one person to stop you from working. What gets people…

Luckily enough I’ve already written in a French sidekick for him played by Jay Baruchel so Telefilm dollars here I come.

They didn’t greenlight this film with the thought of having one film. They greenlit it hoping to get three films out of this.