Your cervix wasn’t perforated?? (Don’t know if you watch Samantha Bee. This is from the most recent episode. That was a “little” abortion lie told to a woman who was seeking an abortion, but instead carried to term and kept because she’d been so scared.)

This is the state that is so poor, it can’t even pay its public defenders. They’ve got priorities, and those are finding ways to fuck the poor.

Everyone needs to watch EVERY Oliver rant. That man is so on point, it’s revelatory.

The hope is that in three days’ time, we’ll be so overburdened by their restrictions that we’ll just give up, go home, and carry the baby to term. Fucked. Up.

Well, that’s your problem. You can speak for your vagina, but not for that precious baby you’re carrying (that's nothing more than a parasite)! It has rights!

I say to Deanna: [citation needed] Because I know a LOT of people who’ve had abortions and a LOT of people who know people who’ve had abortions. Not a single one regrets it.

Fuck you, John Bel Edwards, and your fucking smug face.

It is worth 50,000 Vietnamese dong (the currency of Vietnam). That’s about $2.25.

But where’s Rob??

To me, you just said, “I absolutely love Antiques Roadshow. You learn a lot and see new things. The British version is equally awesome. Both shows got me into hoarding, which is a passion of mine now.” I kid. My parents loved that show and History Channel’s pawn shop show (I can't remember the name)—lots of great,…

I see a football instead of an eye. That should've been the first clue this was a POS.

Broads?

If you didn't beat your kid and treat his mom as horribly as you do, people might stop hating you and instead dislike you greatly. Personally, I think you're scum who should be in jail. You do NOT touch a child.

I literally just said to my psychologist, “I hate that this world is turning me into that paranoid person.” When I read 1984, Brave New World and their ilk as a youth, I couldn’t perceive that we may have those realities.

That's me if you add: having weird conversations with my dogs in which I speak all voices. (Maybe I shouldn't have admitted to that tidbit.)

Please find that quote. Pleeeeeease. I need it in my arsenal. (Especially considering he's a total draft dodger.)

This characterization makes me so sick. I had a client whose wife put out daily, he still cheated on her. It isn’t about what cheaters have at home, but what they can get away with when away from home.

And if she had left him, “She doesn’t believe in family values.” Or “She hates men.” Or ...... She can’t win this one.

There isn’t anything to be proud about when you stoop to Samuels’ level. Minaj is the LOSER in this. She should’ve remained silent.

You know why—they think all women and girls are liars.