Dammit. I’m going to have nightmares with Trump’s hairless nutsack now. Dammit.

I approve.

I was at a pizzeria the other day and hipster couple in front of me ordered a gluten-free pizza. My eyes almost rolled out of my head.

So much anger!!!

I made the comment above as the reason for the short sentence. Heh. (Made in sarcastic anger, of course.)

Because it was her fault! If you don’t want to be raped, don’t drink! Duh.

“Are you Ellie” sounds exactly like “R U L E.” I find no fault in believing it’s still “are you Ellie" (and you can bet I'll still sing it that way.) :)

As a domestic attorney, I’m 100% of the opinion that embryos are exactly like dogs: personal property and therefore they have a distributable, monetary value.

Saying someone has mental health issues and that they're an asshole is completely contradictory. She has mental issues, clearly; her dickish behavior is 100% the result. To me, she sounds bipolar.

She sounds bipolar and has for over a decade. I wish people would stop mocking her (including you, CLOVER HOPE!) and get her the support she needs.

Why are we giving her a platform? Her so-Called feminism is just internalized misogyny. Lean in? Are you kidding me? Oh, being a single mother is tough? No shit. This has been the reality of single parents forever.

He’s enlisted? Shit, he’s jealous! WOC starting out as commissioned officers? Fuck that! He can’t stand the idea of women in positions of power. Add on race? Damn. His head is going to explode with jealousy.

If women and WOC begin to recognize their worth, they may topple the white (male) establishment. Can’t have that!

West Point is in New York and counts confederate and union generals and soldiers among its alumni (including Robert E Lee and Ulysses S Grant). The uniforms have zero to do with the civil war and resemble civil war uniforms in no way whatsoever. Furthermore, that's not grey.

Please tell me he used the word “recent” whenever he made that ridiculous claim.

“...that since anyone who’s ever committed a crime gets their fingerprints taken...”

Note to Timothy Burke: when you refer to a child as “adopted” you’re reinforcing the idea that adopted children are not real children or that they’re less than biological children. (In this context, you’re saying to the world that Sandusky raping his adopted son isn't as bad as raping his biological son.)

I don't think Scotsmen would like knowing their instrument has become pretentious.

Expos? How bad your memory is, MLB. Also, MLB is not a growth sport. I've seen many stories on the potential collapse of MLB (poor attendance, over-priced players and tickets, not diverse, etc.).

As I said above, how do you police who can and can’t drink? If a woman looks pregnant, what do you do? Make her pee in a cup?