Good in theory. But let's look at the reality: two WHITE MEN are making themselves arbiters of which women and POC should be running. How is this any different from the current Establishment?

But then white men aren't controlling everything. Still. How ever will I be able to trust the word of a woman?

If I recall, it was a first-time filmmaker? That made it all the more impressive to me.

I love singing the theme song every episode! How can you not?!

I need a shower.

That's what's most tragic about their hookup: they spawned Chet Haze.

Have we considered that she could be singing to that douche son of theirs, Chet Haze?

Yep. I am. But when I pay for BUSINESS class, I expect all passengers are old enough to speak. So, yeah. Fuck you and your kids if you’re in business. Go to coach. Go home. Drive. Get the fuck out of here.

Then drive.

Agreed. I fucking hate it when kids are on planes. In January, I was flying to Korea in business class. There was a child in business. His parents let him run around, do whatever. After hour 10 onboard, I almost murdered him. It would've been justified.

Want to know how to fly with children? DON’T. You make a hundred people miserable because you don't want to drive. Stop being selfish.

I always feel gross after reading Allen’s words. I wonder why that is?

So much wrong with Laura’s tweet. I started listing my many issues, but my anger was turning into a manifesto on feminism. I figured I would save you my late-night aggression.

Can you name an attractive male author (by average societal norms—would he be on People’s 50 beautiful)? I can’t. That should tell you something.

That concept is seriously too hard for rednecks to comprehend.

Washington losing the trademark fight should’ve been reason enough to switch. That Snyder would rather be racist than beholden to the mighty dollar isn't surprising; he's notoriously a dick.

You truly are clueless. How do you get dressed in the morning without falling flat on your face and knocking out a few teeth, mouth breather?

That would be legendary. This is going to be sacrilegious, but I hate take me out to the ballgame, so I would love Bollywood-esque 7is.

No, Indians is racist too. Thanks for playing.

I hate that narrative of ‘there must be a reason’. It makes me so sick. It shifts blame from a perpetrator to a victim, further supporting that forced forgiveness. There really aren’t words to describe how horrible people can be, and this doesn’t suffice, but...people suck. Not a day goes by when something doesn't…