I lived in Charlotte for eight years and they’re my future-favorite team (when the Chargers finally abandon San Diego), so I’m coming from a place of love. Really. Calling yourself a lifelong Panthers fan and being sad over a single 1-15 season is pathetic and puerile. In just over 20 years, they’ve gone to multiple…

Thanks for sharing, Patrick! I would’ve missed this otherwise, and I grew up dumping on the Warriors. Oh, the nostalgia!

We just need to stop persecuting these well meaning boys! /s

How is this not higher?

Whaaaaaa? How is she not a real woman? Isn’t our sole purpose in life to birth babies? She did that. Oh, wait...that’s what conservatives care about. So what the fuck?!

Women vote for women and black people vote for black people because we’re all too stupid to vote for anything other than superficial features. Duh.

I have actually referred to your post in conversation. It's really wonderful.

classic.

The zodiac killer hasn’t killed during their marriage, so I don’t think Heidi would know.

Maybe he knew this was the only way to get his name in the news?

When I saw “beards” I figured you meant he was talking about women married to gay men. What a let down that it's those digesting hot beds of bacteria and old food.

That thing is terrifying.

Gathering evidence.

You're aware that the reports of false rape are lower than that of all other crimes, averaging at 8%? Way to hang onto that blame the victim, the woman is a liar, etc. bullshit that continues to proliferate society.

They’re alike in that a competent adult took advantage of a mentally disabled person. Beyond that, these cases are apples and oranges.

I’m going to go with ALL rape is equally bad.

Way to bury the lede.

This is actually a GOOD thing. You want prosecutors to take their time, getting ALL the evidence. If you charge someone, you’re essentially saying, “we can try this today.”

Fucking troll.

I prefer a shitty trailer to one that shows all the funny parts,making you think it’s funny, but instead was a colossal waste of time and money.