Are you sure you’ve seen her mom? She’s obese and has huge breasts. Her sister’s aren't huge.

Ms. Workman has HUGE breasts (she’s obese), so she should understand the weight of large breasts. Really, this is just another way she is trying to insert herself into the lives of the children who legally and emotionally divorced her. What a fucking piece of work.

Fingerprint. The phone is a 5s.

I would argue RELIGION is the problem.

And this is why NOT A SINGLE PERSON RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT SHOULD BE president. They're completely out of touch where technology is concerned and it will cost this country dearly.

Out of 100 senators, I bet THREE understood the actual issue.

Well, she has a point. If the FBI had any logic, they would’ve used the gunman’s finger to open it (before he was presumably cremated). Or, if TV and movies are to be believed, they could’ve “copied” his fingerprint for someone else to “wear”. Or they could’ve stripped his skin off, because apparently my mind went…

Kirk—if a woman isn’t married, what’s her purpose then? (I think I know the answer to the question—that we have no purpose.)

Military experience is a BS “requirement” that is intended to disqualify women.

*sigh* Edwards. I’m still hurting over that one. I thought he was the white whale—an honest politician. He made his career in personal injury law. I know many PI attorneys and all are dishonest to some degree. I should’ve followed my experience, not my hope. *sigh*

*and has reached 35 years of age

This should be just under fondue process’s original post. It's succinctly awesome.

C’mon, Carly Fiorina would tell you the woman card is much better than the schlong card to the GOP. Look how well she did!

Not the enema. Lol. I meant the approval.

I felt a different tone reading her email. Like, she was being very facetious. And I would have zero problem if that was the way it was meant. They did her wrong. If she is genuine, she's a much better woman than I!

Gotcha. I found it odd b/c I’ve liked multiple comments of yours. But that doesn’t answer my question. Enquiring minds want to know! (Does National Enquirer still use that tag? I just felt very 1980s typing it.)

That reefer’s a gateway drug, dontcha know! Well, heck, it's worse than heroin!

This makes me wonder: how do the trolls manage to get themselves permanently ungreyed lickety-split, but most get stuck with “pending approval” until the end of time?

Really? The first time, I gave him a pass. But to do it again? No.

Yes. BFF’s husband is a sex addict. His “weapon of choice” is masturbating in public or in his office with the door closed, but unlocked. He has super high security clearance, working for a defense contractor in a high-level management position. He’s in treatment. Makes me feel super confident in our nation’s security…