This should be just under fondue process’s original post. It's succinctly awesome.

C’mon, Carly Fiorina would tell you the woman card is much better than the schlong card to the GOP. Look how well she did!

Not the enema. Lol. I meant the approval.

I felt a different tone reading her email. Like, she was being very facetious. And I would have zero problem if that was the way it was meant. They did her wrong. If she is genuine, she's a much better woman than I!

Gotcha. I found it odd b/c I’ve liked multiple comments of yours. But that doesn’t answer my question. Enquiring minds want to know! (Does National Enquirer still use that tag? I just felt very 1980s typing it.)

That reefer’s a gateway drug, dontcha know! Well, heck, it's worse than heroin!

This makes me wonder: how do the trolls manage to get themselves permanently ungreyed lickety-split, but most get stuck with “pending approval” until the end of time?

Really? The first time, I gave him a pass. But to do it again? No.

Yes. BFF’s husband is a sex addict. His “weapon of choice” is masturbating in public or in his office with the door closed, but unlocked. He has super high security clearance, working for a defense contractor in a high-level management position. He’s in treatment. Makes me feel super confident in our nation’s security…

Seriously, when your last name is WEINER and you choose to PRONOUNCE it as such, you’re barred from being creepy with your dick. You can have ANY OTHER sexual perversion and it’s cool. But dick stuff? You’re just proving the stereotypes.

“...I could care less...”

I hate myself for actually knowing who they are (and who their more famous halves were).

Page Six is trashing Prince. Color me surprised.

That’s why I think all this discussion is for naught. That’s Becky!

Maybe if fathers spent more time with their daughters, their daughters may want to get into driving.

Someone needs to fuck you hard, because clearly you're not getting any from a woman.

Nonsense argument? Your argument lacks veracity because it's based entirely on opinion.

Wow. I can’t even comprehend the evil this takes. I hope there's a special place in hell for people like this.

He deserves nothing. Otherwise, you're right.

What Tillman did don’t take balls of steel, but utter stupidity. “Oh, I think I’m so great that fuck this profession I’ve chosen, I’m going to enlist and kill all those terrorists. Because I’m a badass on the football field. All those infidels will fall at my feet.” No surprise he died at the hands of friendly fire.…