Someone needs to fuck you hard, because clearly you're not getting any from a woman.

Nonsense argument? Your argument lacks veracity because it's based entirely on opinion.

Wow. I can’t even comprehend the evil this takes. I hope there's a special place in hell for people like this.

He deserves nothing. Otherwise, you're right.

What Tillman did don’t take balls of steel, but utter stupidity. “Oh, I think I’m so great that fuck this profession I’ve chosen, I’m going to enlist and kill all those terrorists. Because I’m a badass on the football field. All those infidels will fall at my feet.” No surprise he died at the hands of friendly fire.…

They have a .500 record. Not a big deal. Seriously, this Cardinals hate is worse than 500 days of Kristen Cavallari.

This happened to a few people I’ve known. Brain aneurisms all of them. Very sad.

They went for the experience? That makes me feel kinda gross. Know what I mean?

*smacking head on table* No. Just...no. This is just so wrong. Some Christians....*sigh*

The answer to most of your questions is NO.

The men in my life just don’t get it. They can’t perceive that the rights of women is enough of a reason to vote for one person over another. “I don’t make decisions based on one policy position.” Misogyny is not a policy position.

Hey now, women still have other restrictive, neighboring states to visit. It is a large state with many borders! /s

Well, considering their economy sucks, I’d bet they haven’t figured out morality yet.*

This makes me want to get a medical license, move to OK, and offer FREE abortion services 24/7, no waiting time required. Challenge them to act. Force the issue to the Supreme Court. (Let’s ignore that the reality of that would take me 6+ years to complete.)

I nearly died. Philadelphia. Heehee.

Congrats, PayPal. You’ve completely obliterated all the good P.R. associated with your planned expansion in NC. That lasted long!

Women are liars. Fact. /s

Leslie Knope is somewhere having a coronary!

This is the mentality of minorities who break the glass ceiling, only to repair it behind themselves so no one else can get through. Fucking shits.

I wish your satire wasn't true. *sigh*