For someone who claims not to care, you sure are spending a LOT of time and effort not caring. If anyone is pathetic, it's you for trying (and failing) to troll.

I got logged out of kinja on my iPad and can’t get back in. But this post made me laugh more than I care to admit. So I jumped on my phone, which I hate typing on, to +1 this awesome, awesome post. Simple perfection!

Oh god, please let him show up on 4/20. I want him to get obliterated by her. (anyone else notice she suggested 4/20?? Heh heh)

Sadly, I think there a MILLIONS of people who would think that after watching the ad.

Thank you. I’ve now unseen that video thanks to this image (I’ve gone with Marla having chubby baby legs option).

For me, it’s his white hair. Does he think we can’t see those roots? That we don’t know he’s dyeing his hair a color to match his skin tone??

Article about a man who imprisons women, beats and rapes them, sells them, and who knows what other indignities were involved. And you manage to question his victims’ decisions. That's classic victim blaming. Classy.

That would’ve been a visually stunning cover if they hadn’t fucked with perfection. Who thought she looked good/better in this photoshopped version, thus ruining said visually stunning cover?

Greg Hardy isn’t smart enough to be a sociopath; however, Schefter is gullible and incapable of recognizing a person’s tell.

That’s because we’re lying slutz and bitches, whereas men are angels. Always.

Dude, shut up! How many times are you going to post this EXACT message?

What’s that saying about men being scared of women laughing at them? (Not making light of the murder; it came to mind the second I read about him being embarrassed for hitting on a trans woman.) On a related note, weren’t we told growing up that “sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt”?

This. This is why most of the candidates are AWFUL choices—they’re completely out of touch, whether because of age, privilege, or both. I’ll vote for the Democrat in November (and HRC in my primary), but there are many other people who I feel would be more appropriate for the job.

Oh gawd. It’s like Greg wasted so much talent when he (beat the crap out of his GF and) was charged with assault.

Greg Hardy and Corey Lewandowski must be BFFs, because they're reading the same script.

I love that Orange Drumpf is the Original Drumpf.

And people arguing otherwise are delusional.

I'd pay to read that!

I’m embarrassed about 90% of the things I do on a daily basis (I’m a friggin’ divorce attorney!!), so I get it. But oh, the juicy tidbits he must have!! Ideally, he'd write it and put a caveat on it that it can't be published until X years after his death. Because I WANT to read this.

I will admit to writing Twilight fanfiction back in the day (not mentioning my pen name). Having said that, I can attest that producing content on a regular basis really is a hard process. I posted two full-length stories, and even though I consider them crappy fanfiction, having completed them was quite an…