I’m with you. White power cross? I saw the Zodiac Killer (and his interpretation was of a cross target).

You really have ZERO clue. Really. Until you sprout some ovaries, Fallopian tubes, boobs, and a vagina, I'd keep your commentary about women to a minimum. You may think you're enlightened, but you're just as bad as John Kasich. Congrats.

Just how full of hair is this head of yours?

Ahhhh. Well, considering my response was that I didn’t want children, I would say they acted on it. To my benefit. But still.

It’s also illegal to ask about my future child-bearing plans. Didn’t stop them. There was a reason Wachovia was nicknamed “Walk All Over Ya.” If I knew then what I know now (I went to law school after this job), you can bet I would've made a visit to the EEOC.

Exactly. I’ve told this story before, but apparently the dumbass men on here need to read it: I worked for Wachovia in the 2000s in Charlotte (where it was HQ’ed). I began dating a coworker with the same managerial position I had. During the course of dating, I found his base pay was higher than mine, even though my…

Women don’t accept less for the same job because their “husbands make enough” and that was NEVER the case. Women accept less because the alternative is no job.

Yes! The Mashable article refers to sexual assault as a “messy sexual scandal.” Way to downplay the actual crime on your way to crucifying everyone else, BUT the person who committed the rape. It’s like they’re saying he’s the victim.

Is there room for a third?

There’s another one out there?? My parents gave me two middle names as, basically, a treaty. (Both middle names are family surnames.) They felt like ONE middle name would be a slight to the family not included. So their solution was give me names from both sides. And a long first name. And add that to an already long…

Yes and no. Obstetricians deal with pregnancy and post-pregnancy, while gynecologists deal with lady bits (that aren't currently reproducing). Typically, they are one and the same (i.e. Ob/Gyn).

And he was impeached, not almost impeached.

Tilda is a goddess. I want to be her in my next life, because as we saw in Orlando, she can be anything and everything.

That must be why no one ever believes me when I say I’m 39 (I usually get 26-29): I smoke a shit-ton of weed (like, right now!) and moisturize, moisturize, moisturize!

I would argue Tony Gwynn spent his 20-year career aiming for .400, never going over .392 for the season. It's a virtual impossibility to break .400.

Yup. I spent a few weeks in Europe a couple months ago. My impression: the pay for play toilets, which all cost €0.50 (or the equivalent of not EU), are significantly nicer than any other public toilet I used. The money seems like a nuisance, but it pays to keep it nicer. That being said, I have no idea what the fuck…

I practice domestic law. This could’ve come in handy literally hundreds of times (so many clients think they deserve X, Y or Z after a marriage). But you can bet your pretty pink pony with a rainbow that I’m using this for the hundreds of future times it’ll come in handy.

She was his business manager, a person who is usually privy to far more than a wife. She not only knew, but was also complicit—probably.

I don't know the intricacies of her situation and I suspect it's far more complicated than presented, but I'm glad she's going down swinging. I hate judges like this dickweed.

Right? I took away two things from my fourth-tier legal education: never mix sex with your job and don’t take money from your trust account. I think forwarding emails of nekkid women (not evidence in a trial) obviously counts as mixing sex and the job. But I’m not “one of the boys" so different standards may apply.