Yup. I spent a few weeks in Europe a couple months ago. My impression: the pay for play toilets, which all cost €0.50 (or the equivalent of not EU), are significantly nicer than any other public toilet I used. The money seems like a nuisance, but it pays to keep it nicer. That being said, I have no idea what the fuck…

I practice domestic law. This could’ve come in handy literally hundreds of times (so many clients think they deserve X, Y or Z after a marriage). But you can bet your pretty pink pony with a rainbow that I’m using this for the hundreds of future times it’ll come in handy.

She was his business manager, a person who is usually privy to far more than a wife. She not only knew, but was also complicit—probably.

I don't know the intricacies of her situation and I suspect it's far more complicated than presented, but I'm glad she's going down swinging. I hate judges like this dickweed.

Right? I took away two things from my fourth-tier legal education: never mix sex with your job and don’t take money from your trust account. I think forwarding emails of nekkid women (not evidence in a trial) obviously counts as mixing sex and the job. But I’m not “one of the boys" so different standards may apply.

That's what's so scary: there's only *one* editor (if that) on staff that would've cried foul?

I’m opposed to the death penalty for a variety of reasons (primarily because of the cost). But for this POS or any other that intentionally hurts a dog? A slow, painful death is deserved.

I’ve never been into threesomes, but I seriously want to marry Chrissy Teigen and John Legend. I don’t think a day goes by that they’re not delivering spot-on social commentary that restores my hope in this country.

Best analogy ever. Totally stealing it.

Why am I not surprised that a notorious mysogynist loves Drumpf?

But people are carving happy faces on open, pus-filled sores! That must be condemned by death! (Honestly, what are these sores that he preaches about? And what are the faces being carved? Are those tattoos?)

I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but DIVORCE him! Supporting Drumpf cancels out everything else. (I'm mildly kidding, but only mildly!)

What kills me is that, to his supporters, none of this is violence (or inherently wrong). To them, it’s justice or comeuppance.

Hey now, they only want to kill all people of color and any remaining women.

And frankly, the VS ads are borderline porn. Okay, I’m exaggerating. But seriously, how was the ad indecent?

And here I thought his head looks like a penis. Your descriptors are far better!

Why else is Drumpf (aka Trump) assuring is that his shrimp fingers don’t equal a small penis?!

He’s right when it comes to the drivers—they're men. But NASCAR is one sport that prides itself on its strong female fanbase. According to NASCAR, 40% of its fans are women. Ultimately, his statement is incorrect and bigoted. Figures.

I hope that day is during our lives! Buuuuuuuut I doubt it.

We’re just sluts; our lives don't matter.