Infamous former independent prosecutor Ken Starr is the school’s president. I’m SHOCKED he wouldn’t want a thorough investigation into a prominent figure accused of sexual misconduct. Shocked! /s

“Rex” means “king” in Latin (noun), and you “king” a person in Chess (verb). I say, Verb on!

I do love Ron, especially in “Jerry’s Painting” (s03e11), but you’re totally spot-on! Although, I don’t know that Ron would’ve liked the process to work. His libertarian views make him anti-government/anti-establishment, but he does represent himself in legal matters. Maybe the answer is in the Pyramid of Greatness?

And find nothing wrong w/ Kratz’s harassment of DV victims...

Don't denigrate Ron Swanson like that!!!

In his defense (words I never thought I would say in relation to a Bush), I mix up these shootings. But I do because there are so many of these horrifying incidents. Of course, he forgets because he doesn't care. I retract my defense of him.

I try using those mind games on conservatives—taking a liberal concept and using their conservative beliefs to prove that liberal idea IS a good thing. Never works. They can never get past the initial issue (i.e. the person isn’t white; or the person isn’t hetero; or the person is a woman; etc.).

“...there’s nothing there, no civil rights violations...” Really? The press release headline from the DOJ’s investigations into Ferguson?

I’m noticing a weird trend on Jezebel: y’all keep posting a girl’s/woman’s age in an article, but not the man’s. Why is this? (Earlier today, same thing: http://jezebel.com/ex-police-chie…)

I’m incredibly disappointed that you didn’t include Bertram’s age—64.

You're my travel soulmate!

“Protect [my] innocence because I lack basic common sense and can’t make decisions for myself, so a man needs to do it for me.”

I have NEVER met a Starbucks employee who gets it. Where do I need to move?!

On a personal note, 2015 led to my brother’s divorce and the very unexpected deaths of both my parents (a few months apart). This year was out to get me!

A Harvard education causes you to LOSE smarts and sense. Fact.

Everything I’ve heard, he’s a really kind and generous man. My dad always hated him because Harmon has it all: privileged upbringing, celebrated college football player, steadily working actor, nice guy, and a silver fox! Jealousy is an insidious beast. :D

“Look, I fucked up.” <—- what Matt Damon should’ve said, followed by silence.

I'm going to say it again: what the fuck is wrong with people?! Is basic human decency a myth our parents told us about and not an actual thing?

Were you even going to/from the abortion clinic?! I'm assuming not, but even so, what the fuck is wrong with people?!

Um, so you’re telling me“Jurassic World” was fiction? Dinos haven't been roaming the planet?? Mind blown!