You fools, video games are meant to be played at home, alone, with the blinds drawn to hide from God.

"Nermal is a good friend of mine, a high quality businessman, I have many genderqueer Muslim friends" - Donald Trump five minutes after receiving $30 million from Nermal for the use of his name on a hotel in Abu Dhabi

Nermal transcends gender. Perhaps that's what bothers Garfield so much.

I'd like the backlash to the backlash to happen before the backlash this time, if you don't mind. And the bullet can come after this sandwich.

Quick, I need 200 posts on Reddit claiming this ruins somebody's childhood, 2000 essays on Medium claiming this movie is a groundbreaking triumph for women, and one bullet in my goddamn head.

He's got all the qualities you want in an undercover operative: self-control, anonymity, critical thinking skills, charm…the list goes on!

American media decided last weekend that the Cold War was back. Boogeymen are very convenient, and they're used to using Russia as one.

I hope he still wants to bang Death, but Death isn't an actual character. Make him a delusional, planetary-scale serial killer.

Uncle James? Well, it's nice that you finally figured out how to use your computer.

My favorite prank to play on my public school teacher mom is to send her a link to Gwyneth's interview where she talks about how hard it is being a working mother.

Goop-branded ponytail grabber, for when you're pegging the big red kitchen boy in your life.

"For every major political moment in the United States, there’s a writer whose work best captures it. In the current presidential cycle, one characterized by collective fatigue before this summer is even over, a shortlist of candidates would likely include names like Ezra Klein or David Brooks."

That means something different in cat language, though.

*chugs piss*

I get that, but "we'll worry about poverty once racism is over" is equally ridiculous.

Plus the thousands of dumb Game of Thrones comparison articles.

but tbh jessica didnt type like this tbh

Not necessarily genitals, it also covers people with chromosomal differences who don't appear outwardly intersex, or whose outward intersex characteristics aren't genital-related.

Ah, gotcha.

I felt so isolated being the only Hitler grandchild at my elementary school. I wish I had been born in Paraguay.