Only amateurs use vaseline for lube.

Black Phillip is the animal actor to which all other animal actors must be judged. I never thought a goat could have charisma, but goddamn, that was a charismatic goat.

I think mayo works better not as a flavor in itself, but as a mostly neutral fat that brings out other flavors, like salt does. That requires a very light touch, to be sure.

The bourgeoisie heap scorn upon the humble mayo-eating worker, while at the same time dipping their pommes frites in aioli. Despicable.

Thai fish sauce chips would be a good approximation of a dirty as hell dick.

Well, somebody with an eye full of ejaculate can't see anything until they wash it out.

An Alison Brie-Mae Whitman hybrid? I'm ok with that.

I demand a shaker of biscuits and gravy chemicals to put on my biscuits and gravy.

It's in reference to the attacks secretly staged by Michael Bay as a dress rehearsal for 13 Hours, which he had planned to make since he watched the first season of the US Office and thought "hey what if that dude were jacked and had a gun?"

I guess I'm lucky enough to work in a place where everybody understands that the despicable ape Harambe had to die, and that the only injustice is that there is no ape hell for him to suffer in.

I say if you want to appropriate German culture, go ahead. If they object, just say "hey listen, remember when you…"

Who, exactly, does classist shit like this help?

Really jealous of my grandad these days. They let him drop bombs on Nazis. Hell, they paid him to do it.

Though I voted for Sanders in the primary (the right thing to do, obviously), I'm voting for Clinton in November, and intended to vote for the Democrat who won the entire time. But characterizing Sanders' platform as some "pie in the sky ideal that doesn't have any basis in reality" is just wrong. He's advocating…

Not to mention the hundreds of thousands of Democrats in Florida who voted for Bush. People always seem to forget them.

No, most of us aren't brownshirts. Get fucked.

Don't get me wrong, they could always fudge the rules like most legal dramas do. I just figured that maybe since they're digging into the details with the asset forfeiture, this might be a more true to life portrayal than usual.

He acted as Nasir's lawyer, he just wasn't getting paid yet. I don't remember all the dialogue from the first episode, but I'm pretty sure there was some sort of exchange where Nasir assented to Stone representing him. And if Nasir were considered a prospective client, he'd still have to consent (see Rule 1.18).

Rule 1.9, here: http://www.nycourts.gov/rul…

Pretty sure Nasir would have to provide consent for Stone to represent them, if that's where the story is going. That sounds like an awkward conversation.