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Unfortunately that’s all hearsay, would have been interesting to see how much time he would of served under the best evidence rule.

Need a ranking of great moments in white people dancing...

Flag burning is protected by the First Amendment, she’ll be out in no time.

As someone who deals with depression and anxiety, I’d just like to say that at least he isn’t out there raping crablegs and shit.

Be careful with that advice please:

Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that it’s fine if women want to focus on this aspect of La’el Collins’ life. I GET THAT. AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. But at the end of the day, I’m a football fan, and we want to see great players be great and that’s what I’m concerned with.

You forgot that drinking pop on an airplane (specifically ginger ale) reigns supreme to all other serving methods.

You know that’s right.

I was a server for ONE night. At a dive bar in a college town (you know, bras and panties hanging from the fake deer antlers above the bar— and that’s not even the worst of it). I was in grad school and broke and the job was offered to me without an application or interview- so I took it. I worked a Thursday night (a

They thought Yordano Ventura was pitching tonight.

I think what Bruce means is that he feels like a woman, and that he’s attracted to women, not men. When he says “I’ve always been heterosexual” maybe he’s referring to himself as a man? I could be wrong, but you’re right, these things can be confusing sometimes. As someone who suffers from gender identity issues I can

As someone with a transgender sibling who took a lot of shit from people after he came out, but also had supportive family I’m very happy that Jenner was able to be honest with the world about who she is. It’s never easy, and people will make horrible jokes, and they won’t understand, but every high profile individual

Good for him. And Hardy better resign himself to hearing that from every offensive lineman on every play until he leaves the league.

My thing is more personal. I am a “child of divorce” and you don’t just willy nilly bring your kids around new people your dating. You just don’t. My ma was super careful about this and for that I really respect and love her.

Tyga did what with her son? God bless. Chyna. Cuz if that had been me, I would be like girl hold my lipstick while I go kill my son’s father

ALL OF THESE NAMES! who are these people! why am i so old! where did i put my glasses!

When I was a kid I used to have a lot of nosebleeds. My doctors blamed hay fever, I blamed the fact that I was the platonic ideal of dorkery and that pretty much required nosebleeds on top of the glasses and giant awkward skinny body.

When they show you Dzhokhar flipping the bird in court

Try this shit with goldfish and tell me which one you pick next time.