Honestly, if you are the leader of your schools feminist group, you should have the ability to talk to someone/people in a public place without being intimidated. If you are intimidated, it isn't the job for you.

A reuben on wheat? HERESY.

Hayes McGinley

Joke's on you, asshole - there are 10,000 UVA grads named Clayton Hunter!

VEGAN IS PERFECT FOR EVERYONE AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT YOU HATE ANIMALS AND WANT TO TORTURE THEM.

Parents need to realize that your child being different isnt the worst thing in the world. My wife is a Special Education teacher and deals with autistic students all day, some of which very severe.

Her Chinese cousin, Irene, approves this joke.

Trust me, Wino, after going to boarding school I really began to understand how the truly wealthy live - where they live, vacations, cars, clothes, etc. That was not us. You have seen too many movies.

True story: when I took my AP History exam, a girl I totally had the hots for was sitting behind me. It was a hot late-May day, so I was wearing shorts and sneakers with no socks. Because I was a Very Serious Student, I was hunched over the test, with my legs tucked under the chair. About an hour into the test, I felt…

Totally different feelings. Menstrual cramps are more of a rolling pain than a sharp, immediate one that goes away quickly. This is a really good Q! I'm gonna see if the other ladies of Deadspin want to offer their thoughts on it too.

I was buying some sanitary towels for my wife and daughter at the local grocery store one time and the young man packing made what I thought was a rather inappropriate comment "I guess these aren't for you then man? hur, hur" to which my response was "Well actually yes they are. I find they make excellent beer mats as…

The best reason for not making jokes about PMS-rage, I ever heard, was a theory, that the mood swings are caused by women's androgen (testosterone, androstenedione etc.) levels or ratio (can't remember the details - endocrinology is crazy complicated) briefly approached men's, so basically when women are acting…

This wasn't the best bocadillo, but the best name for a restaurant ever. It translates to "the Ham Museum" which is every kind of awesome. Also, those are rows upon row of jamon serrano haunches hanging in the window FTW.

Before anyone jumps on Drew, a "narcassist" is someone who helps you buy drugs. That is all.

Kelly - sometimes we just need 10 minutes away from you. It doesn't mean we're in the bathroom jacking off while you sit out on the couch.

This. I teach college, and at my previous institution - an SEC school - I once had an offensive lineman confide that he couldn't remember the last time he played a game where his head wasn't "floatin" afterwards. But he shrugged and said football was the only reason why he was here and got out of his poor-ass Southern…

In reality, he probably took just as much time as he needed to be sure. We're not talking about someone who is simply unhappy about a job and wants to explore other options. He's giving up the very thing that he has dedicated at least the last 10 years of his life toward. I'd be very curious about his motives if he…

Football is going to go the way of boxing, and no I don't mean irrelevancy, I mean the only people who are going to participate in it are the ones who really need the money.

Therapy is a great tool, which anyone can get a lot from. However, clinical depression is first and foremost a medical condition, and should be treated with the (far from perfect but mostly effective) medication we have available. I spent 6 years in therapy, and my condition only got worse; at that point I turned to a…