and then in 1986 when they reported that the snow had overtaken Len Bias.

White people should stick to what we know: Controlling the weather and hoarding ammo.

You quite literally got me into cooking. Now I have a weekly column in one of my university's student-run magazines. Keep up the good work.

I'm really disappointed in these videos. These people have obviously never heard of Chekhov's Gun.

Sad when the news chopper was later shot down. RIP Brian Williams

The best part of this, besides Jenner being able to live freely and openly in the way he identifies himself, is that Kanye West will have two mother-in-laws.

I do not envy Bruce Jenner right now.

Editor's note: We used the male pronoun in this piece because there has been no official confirmation from Jenner about a transition, nor has Jenner made clear any preference regarding pronouns. Please feel free to email me at marchman@deadspin.com if you have any questions or concerns.

Not very relevant to the article, but that is a bad ass Wheaties box cover. 10/10, would idolize while munching.

So I guess I should stop posting this now?

God, I hate the word "viral". It's ruined everything. Ads no longer need to have any point as long as they can get 50 million views on Youtube (thanks, Old Spice). And 99% of "viral" content is now produced for no other purpose than to go "viral".

Good to see women of all shapes being objectified for once.

To be fair, everyone in the world rushes to judgment, except for Pete Carroll, who passes to judgment, and is usually intercepted.

Yeesh, you've got a few...issues counselor. At least you're doing your best to combat the stereotype of personal injury lawyers as smarmy jerks who graduated in the bottom half of their class.

I'm probably in the minority here, but I find this type of thing to be kinda fucked up.

My daughter died in 2011 when she was five from a malignant brain tumor.

If you really want to scavenge a Tokyo fish market, might be a good idea to slide it in front of "mourning my family and friends for a year".

Andrew:

I was working at a marina. I ended up pumping this guy's gas into his boat. Now in his defense, I am wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and was just done with cutting down a tree, so I got scratches and shit all over me. I'm nine days into a two week shift there.