I got teary-eyed reading this. My first Reuben was a religious experience.

Which is why the AP Stylebook sucks fetid donkey dick. Any reasonably common error is, in it's [sic] view, correct.

Fair enough. And I guess that brings us to the next point, which is that historically (and currently) women have been blamed for when men assault them, physically or sexually. That's why we react so strongly when men continue to try to pin responsibility on women for the actions of men. I'm not saying that women…

I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we…

Dude, you cry "twisting my words" all the time. Maybe you should choose your words better.

If you let your burger rest for five minutes after cooking, the juices will redistribute throughout the burger and will not bleed when you bite into it or cut it. Personally, I prefer to cut the big burgers with many toppings, like at Chili's, for easier handling and less likely having the burger fall apart. I'm…

He is free to say whatever he wishes, but not free from the consequences of doing so.

My take: Priefer said that kind of shit a lot. Loeffler was willing to vouch for him saying it on the field on a specific day.

As much as I think the jokes he made sound idiotic and insensitive, the difference is that he's not a coach in a position of power of a lot of other people, and he's not in a position to hire/fire/discriminate based on sexuality. Also, making jokes about pedophila =/= homophobic. Insensitive, yes. Tasteless, yes. …

Kluwe went on to add that the Vikings had a small penis, and the Vikings shot back that Kluwe cries after sex.

Sadly, you're right. It's a tough world for girls these days. I substitute teach and so I interact with kids of all ages and backgrounds. One thing I have noticed is that the girls who are confident and don't give a crap usually have parents who teach them the hows and whys of things and set good examples. Your…

I felt incredibly disloyal to the "tribe" when, upon learning that I was having a boy, one of my 1st thoughts was "thank god I don't have to get a girl out into the world in one piece." Godspeed, it sounds like you're doing great.

One last thought, on why I think I was so conflicted at the end of this experiment:

For the guy looking for a picnic dessert, have your wife make Strawberry Pretzel Salad. Depending on where you live and if you've had it before, it might be a rare thing that your group never had and might be a hit and give your wife her own signature dessert. It's delicious when done right, sweet, salty, creamy and…

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

No slouching breasts.

He looks like the offspring of Furio & Carmella Soprano

he'd rather she do something more "sport-specific"

The Vikings fired Chris Kluwe again just to be on the safe side, though.