Dressing up as lamp from Christmas Story = fucking genius/.

There's... there's a guy inside?

Deadspin should make a false equivalency bracket. My money is on "If a girl wants to hit like a man, I'll hit her back" and "Why isn't there a white history month" as the two number one seeds.

You have a right to reprisal but as a man part of your reprisal does not involve punching them in the face.

And no one thought to punch that little trash talking seven year old? I am disappoint.

I love our deep dish BUT a close second? Italian Beef. ::slurpslurp::

I don't want to blame the victim here, but what do these girls expect when they show up with vaginas and non-threatening physiques. The real victims here are the rapists. They spend most of their waking hours NOT raping women, but just one slip of the penis and they're criminals? They're the real victims here.

I found this second photo, taken a split-second later, to be more interesting

it's too bad she doesn't share the same interest in his.

There's a game I like to play when watching a Red Sox home game; it's called spot the minority. You take a drink every time you spot a minority at Fenway (does not include the people on field). I've watched the first two ALCS games in their entirety and have taken one (1) drink.

Not to further ruin your day, but I'm a lawyer who clerked in family court for a judge assigned solely to cases of child abuse and neglect, termination of parental rights, and KLG. We had about 12 to 20 cases. Every day. Every week. In one county. With three other judges assigned to handle the same number of such…

No I am pretty sure that is what happens

I believe he prefers to be referred to as THE Ohio state attorney general.

Only time I have shed a tear in front of/with my college buddies was during the finale of Six Feet Under after watching the entire series as a group.

A lack of respect like that generally gets resolved in one of two ways:
A) The marrige comes to an end.
B) The other spouse acquiesces to the asshole on every single issue.

You need an economy larger than Mississippi's to make fun of America.

Re: Cast Iron Skillets. I disagree to a point. They are perhaps the most versatile pan—perfect for when you need to saute something and then finish in the oven, such as frittata, hash browns, etc. You cannot do that with any pan that has a plastic or rubber handle, ie most non-stick. That said, there is no reason to…

I MUST HAVE THOSE.

I thought Jesus' middle name was Harold.

If Marshall Mathers ever figures out what you mean, watch out.