God. Thank you for this. I was very put off by the enormous pass he was giving these young boys for being totally socially inept (a pass which I also give), and the lack of any of the same sort of empathy he gave the young girls for not knowing what the hell to do in the face of some of these gestures. When I was 12 a…

I need this data point before I pass judgment. (Disclaimer: Said as an unabashed Patriots fan.) But seriously - I don't know how they can't also measure the Colts' balls at this point.

I get dizzy and my stomach feels like a pit at the top of a very steep set of stairs. This would be impossible for me. These guys. My God.

Thank you very much for all the information!

How does one get in touch with people who do this? I'd like to hook my husband up. He hates spending money on clothes and he needs a couple nice suits.

a penis will get hard if you let it rub against you, but that doesn't mean anything about the boy attached to it.

I JUST got out of one of these things. Rate of intelligible English with words arranged in a way that conveys meaning and intent to business jargon 5/1. We are lawyers and it's like their brains were run through an MBA machine after the JD machine and their words are now just gobbledygook. GET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE.

Seriously. "Circle back" is my least favorite thing people say. Particularly if it is combined with "offline." "I'll circle back with you offline to go over that." We're not online now. We are in a meeting. Just say, "I'll talk to you about that later." Is that so effing hard? GOD.

The boneless skinless breasts (about three of them) can also go into a crockpot with some stock or even just some really good salsa poured over for about three hours on low. Or do 6 lbs. at a time for 8 hours on low. Then shred the chicken with a fork. Easy chicken for the whole week.

And if one ever wants to acquire an unpaid cook, there was nothing more unattractive to this current live-in unpaid cook than a man with no basic life skills. Men should also make sure their intendeds know how to do basic "man" things. I'm all for specialization in the home based on interest and skill, but life is…

Use it to cook some white or brown rice (or really any grain) instead of water. It will make it super flavorful.

Seriously. This is going to be a clusterf*ck of epic proportions. Which neighborhood do you think they'll tear down to build the Olympic village?

I never thought I was going to die of something until I got the flu. There was a point when it was 2 am, and my fever was sky high, and I was coughing so hard I was peeing my pants, and I couldn't breathe, when I thought, "holy shit. I am going to die." Obviously I pulled through. I have never skipped a flu shot…

And the new pack of wipes is never right nearby. No. It's across the room.

I'm at twice that for three days a week. I cry every time we write the check. We could have a luxury beach vacation every two months with that money.

Weight watchers has been a revelation for me. You get a nice slush fund of points for the week so you can have a splurge here and there, or a drink after work, or dessert. Generally all produce is "free," so I've been eating a lot more fruits and veggies. For those who need the external discipline, it really works.

That is utterly terrifying.

I just discovered this corner of Kinja today. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Thank you thank you thank you. You're on my reading list now.

Totally agree. I had a crush on the show, but this is when I fell in love.

These last few comments have made me want to cry as well. I can't even tell the difference between people who are missing the point entirely or people who are trolling to bait you and others. It is a trainwreck in here.