1) If you are in a relationship with a woman who hits you, end it immediately.

I was just about to reply that it ain't just Fox News that seems fixated on her profession and won't explain the relevance of said profession to a story about her battery at the hands of a psycho.

I'm more often a pedestrian than either a driver or bicyclist. So fuck cars and cyclists equally in vigor.

Because making a real account takes time. And a new twitter or Facebook account if you don't want to use your real name. A burner takes two seconds and you can post that garbage over and over. I would think this bored shithead or shitheads wouldn't go through the labor necessary to harass on this level.

Or just don't allow burner accounts image privileges. Sign up for a real account or no gifs for you.

The second one will come waaaaaaay quicker than the first. Look up precipitous births.

I spent some time in law school in Virginia prosecuting speeders for a clinic I was in. Anything over 90 got a weekend in jail from the judge. The road we are talking about, though had a lot of cross streets and a lot of bad accidents caused by people going too fast. I think the speeding would have been worse if it…

It's 65 in Boston and I'm wearing a sweater. Stupid weather.

Sing it, sister. Not all men are predators. But all women walk the streets as potential prey.

Then you don't know the meaning of the word "provoke" that you used in your first comment. I wouldn't throw "idiot" around too much there, champ.

What started a fight between two people who are engaged? The possibilities are fucking endless. Let's say it was that she wanted to invite all of her cousins to the wedding and he thought it would make the guest list too large. What does that do to your calculus of whether she was asking for the man she sleeps next to…

We will certainly do our best! I will try very hard not to infect her with any of my issues. I was just looking at her the other day and realized that she has no idea that her looks will matter. She is a blank slate. She is just a strong, healthy little baby. Like most of us started out. I know I'm stating the obvious…

Thank you! I'm somewhat less worried about her own attitude toward food and her body than I am about the rest of the culture treating her badly for any number of reasons - she's not pretty, she's too pretty, she's overweight, she's under weight, she's too well proportioned. You know they get you coming and going. I…

A few months ago, I gave birth to a baby girl. I was so excited to have a girl, and yet I told my mother, man is she in for a tough road. Your whole first paragraph is accurate and nauseating. I can't protect her from it, but I have to spend her whole childhood equipping her to deal with it and end up centered,…

I think everyone should do what works for them and their budget. It was more a commentary on the pressure people get to do things that they're not even sure they want or need. I, for example, got a hard sell on toasting flutes. Like I was betraying my XX chromosomes by not spring $125 on a pair of champagne flutes I'd…

You don't need the article to reject Big Wedding. Just do it. It's an industry built on preying on the insecurities of women. (Oh, you definitely need engagement pictures - YOU HAVE TO - what will everyone else who got them say about you if you don't?) Do what you and your fiancee want to do. Try to make the people…

I sat in that traffic - just to move my car to a lot because of the snow emergency. It took me two hours to go a block and a half in Back Bay. It was total gridlock. And it was because the entire city decided to try to go home at 3 pm. Nightmare.

Who says the ladies don't like perverse shit? It's all in the delivery, my friend.

The Irish bartenders in Boston don't like it when you order a Black and Tan either. I found that out the hard way when I ordered one - in total ignorance of what it meant - and was then lectured angrily about it.

That song is etched on my brain. I knew every little note before it happened. Glad that is taking up brain space and crowding out facts like, "where I left my car keys."