Just so you know, it's come out since (http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/l…), they raped a freshman with a broomstick so brutally that he bled from his anus. Everyone exists with a right not to have people's body parts or foreign objects inserted into them without their consent. No matter the age or intent, that…

I covet your freezer: size, contents, and organization. Thanks!

The busier I am at work and the later I come home, the more I find I feed me and my husband like we are toddlers. I'm all about frozen vegetables, boxed rice concoctions, and frozen chicken thingies from the Target frozen food section. It's all I can do when I drag my carcass home at 8:30. It's shameful. I have these…

Oooh. Idris Elba. He'd be the hottest James Bond since Connery.

I was going to post something along the same lines, but I had to clean all the drool off my keyboard first. Good God.

Your wife does good work. Bless her.

I don't know. My college boyfriend used to do those things just because he was stoned. If he had been trying to be sweet rather than trying to perfect deep fried nachos, I would have been way more forgiving.

My husband and I recently got toasty on a bunch of Mexican 75s. They were very nice for the summer: http://www.chow.com/recipes/11795-…

Holy hell. I would have lost my mind if that had happened to me five days before my wedding. Congratulations on finding an alternative and having a lovely wedding. With a mascot on the dance floor. Awesome.

I've tried the wine — essential. Haven't tried anchovy filets. Will do that next. We had the pesto last night — it was glorious. The pecorino gave it an awesome sharpness.

Oh, definitely. The instant I add any sort of pork product to the sauce (sausage, ground pork, pancetta, etc.) the sauce is awesome. But, there's an Italian place near where I live that has red sauce that I would happily drink whole glasses of — I'm trying to make that. I don't know how they do that with just tomatoes…

I can't wait for that. Not the treacly weepiness and sadness, but the red sauce article. I've been using and altering the usual — onion, garlic, tomatoes, salt, pinch of sugar - for years and can't get it the next level. I don't know what it's missing. It's . . . something. I feel like it may be anchovy paste. So…

Thank you so much! I will do the bay leaves and find a weekend to do the big clean. I also read that they love to get into the cracks between the wall and the floor and lie in wait.

Jolie — I have a closet moth issue — any advice on how to get rid of those suckers? All of my sweaters have little holes and I dread emptying out the whole closet. That is where I throw shit I don't want to deal with.

I was scanning and read it as Riley Cooper is Black. I thought, "shit. Now there's a twist."

The point of an engagement party is to announce the engagement. It used to be one threw a party and then announced the engagement rather than throwing an "engagement party." At ours, my friends brought bottles of wine, etc. There was zero expectation for gifts and I was embarrassed people felt they needed to. There is…

I just got a form thank you from a wedding I went to in May. It was a pre-printed card that generically thanked everyone for their presence and their "generosity." I was SO BITTER. I slaved over my thank you notes and tried to make them very personal. I almost called this woman's mother (she's a relative) to complain.…

All of our single friends who were invited without +1s spent all weekend trying to get it on with each other. It was hilarious and provided extra entertainment for the rest of us. My best friend from high school hooked up with my husband's much younger cousin. I've been calling her Mrs. Robinson ever since.

Chicken broth + noodles + bag of frozen veg = vegetable noodle soup. Can also use rice. Throw in some leftover chicken if you're feeling rich.

You obviously know nothing about the law. Are you even a lawyer? Adverse possession is part of property law and is NOT a crime. And Jones didn't own the stoop — why would he be worried about adverse possession? You might study up a bit before you comment. GOD.