And once they charge them all as co-conspirators, it's all admissible anyway.

Open carry is legal in Massachusetts, but will often draw a call to the police. Normally those open carrying a licensed and legal firearm do not tuck it into their waistbands. That is for thugs and people carrying illegal firearms. I'm really surprised people don't shoot themselves more often like Plaxico Burress did.

Rumor is fairly close to me. The street where Hernandez allegedly shot and killed those two men last year is even closer. Given that it is very difficult to get a class A license without restrictions (which allows you to carry concealed), I'm a little ticked that the worker at Rumor didn't call the police on Friday…

I don't believe these payments will be taxed at any point. My understanding is that they are akin to payments to compensate for their actual damages suffered in the attack, i.e., compensatory damages. Compensatory damages are tax free.

Jolie — I have some white washcloths that have become gray and dingy because of being used to wash dirty people. Will bleach work? Or will it yellow them? What should I use in the wash to whiten them again?

This is basically how it works in Spain. The two hours are tacked onto the end of the day. You work until 8. Then drinks. Then dinner at 11. Then drinks until about 3 am. Then back to work at 9 (if you work in an office that keeps normal European bankers hours). I've never been so exhausted as after keeping this…

Do the Law & Orders have a pro team like they have a college (Hudson University)? If it were on Law & Order you know she was not only involved, but is the head of the gang and the MASTERMIND OF IT ALL.

Because I have superior Facebook stalking skills, I have deduced that she and Ortiz broke up on or around June 14. And she is functionally illiterate.

From the details about conversations in the car on the way to the murder, I am led to believe that the other guy has already talked. He likely gave up Ortiz as well as Hernandez. I'm still wondering how the cops got to him first or found him. Maybe he gave himself up? My guess is he's saying he was just along for the…

You clearly have not seen mine, then.

More lessons for our PSA: be careful with hands that have recently handled hot peppers — yours or those belonging to others.

That stuff is amazing. A dermatologist once recommended it for a case of body acne that came from running and then not changing out of sweaty clothes fast enough. Quick rinses with that stuff after workouts on the affected areas cleaned it right up.

Ha! The difference is between putting Gold Bond on skin and on mucus membrane. If it would burn going up your nose, it will burn on the vag. True story.

The only time I don't drink when I cook dinner is when I'm using a mandoline. Drinking and mandolining don't mix.

I did Atkins for a month. At about the 28-30 day mark I realized I would have killed someone on the street for an apple. I just wanted something crunchy and juicy. I realized a diet that makes one homicidal can't be good for mind, body, or soul.

When I was a wee one, I pulled a pot of hot cereal off the stove and managed to dump it all over my hand. When my mother could hear again through her burst eardrums caused by my screaming, she ran it under cold water and then wrapped my hand up in gauze and sent me off to school. After the second day of me whining in…

Ha! I fell in love with that word the second I saw it in a Cracked article. It is perfection.

This is always going to be my number one backpfeifengesicht:

If I recall correctly, it was a Hi-Lo that closed that was going to be replaced by a Whole Foods. The Hi-Lo sold a lot of Latin American foods. In my view, the controversy was more about gentrification than it was about food. Some of the more vociferous opponents were newly-arrived white yuppies who didn't want to…

I do remember having something like it in Spain once. I'll have to try it again.