His "chapters" are at most 1 1/2 pages long. Those books are the absolute worst.

Of course not! And I've never left the bathroom and walked across a full bar to my seat to then discover that the back of my skirt is tucked into my pantyhose and I've flashed my butt to the world.

Sometimes when I read Deadspin, I get a little worried about our education system. Most of the time, the comments make me feel a bit better.

I've had a combination jaw-dropped and "EW" expression on my face for the last five minutes. I think I'm stuck this way.

Canada: America's Hat.

I told my husband I'm watching the Olympics for the articles. So he doesn't mind.

I was trying to find something witty to say, but my keyboard is covered with drool. Sweet fancy Moses.

Yeah — I was tearing up until I read the last line and then officially cried in my office. Like a damn baby.

Based on these emails, it seems there are a few more people who have something coming to them. They had a clear legal and moral duty to report Sandusky to people with the power to stop him for good. They didn't. More kids were abused and raped as a result of their inaction. They are culpable.

I remember a girl in my class at college who was raped in our freshman year. She dropped out soon after. I knew who did it. He had powerful parents. Nothing ever happened to him. He ended up pledging a fraternity and was in my extended group of friends. I spent the next three years telling everyone he was a rapist and…

You need to have a warning at the link if you're going to post pictures that hot. I watch Grey's just to look at Jesse Williams. Every week that does not feature him with his shirt off is a loss for the world. This is a really long way of saying, I think he'd be perfect as Finnick. Regardless, there's no reason in the…

He's cute. I don't have cats because I'm so allergic. No dog because I'm trying to figure out how to make sure my husband and I can take care of one properly. My mom's dog, though, is a rescue. He was essentially dognapped from an abuser. He's elderly and shows the wear and tear of a rough life. He lives like a Rajah…

And this is opposed to feral cats, who roam free, scavenging, and often dying young because of starvation, disease, and predation. PETA doesn't understand there's a trade off between safety/security and freedom. There's always been one. Adults understand this.

I seem to remember some pretty awful things written about Jenna and Barbara Bush. I believe that if a similar post were written about Obama's daughters or Chelsea that Jezebel's writers would be howling in rage. It's easy to be cold when you don't like someone's politics.

Hi, Bizara. My hair, like yours, used to get very greasy during the same day when I washed in the morning. My hairdresser suggested washing my hair every other day. I thought she was nuts. She explained that the more you wash your hair, the more oil yours scalp produces in order to make up for the dryness caused by…

I am never going to recover from reading this comment. Ever.

I'd like to nominate "Lohan Holiday."

First, I think I messed up and posted this same comment twice. Apologies.

"and a prominent woman conservative woman advocating any sort of social program refreshing"

Just to note — it's not a social program she's advocating for. It's an arrangement made by a private employer for the benefit of its employees.