You don’t get it.

for anyone interested

Been there, done that, got the tee-shirt. When people ask me how many miscarriages I had before we ended up with an actual baby, I just say “fewer than 10.” Had them with fertility cycles, I had them between the fertility cycles. This is the way I know, at a gut, experiential level, that a fertilized egg is not a…

We know we’re not s’posed to man shame, but there ain’t enough pancake on the planet to cover the palpably hi-def amounts of polonium-fearing flop sweat beading on the crown of that fivehead. No quarter, traitorface

awww... poor brock... this totally kills his chances of ever enjoying steaks again

Because cops here believe they exist to protect each other instead of serving the public. It’s them against us so regardless of our innocence, we’re all suspects until we prove otherwise.

My brother-in-law’s baby had the same issue. She wears her ear things great and it has made a huge difference. Hers not from positioning in the womb, though, but due to a genetic abnormality that affects her heart, growth, etc. They were undecided also, but found out their baby is also deaf, so they wanted to correct…

Kim is not brown. She’s white. Her current complexion is a result of tanming, bronzer, and makep 3 shades darker than her skin.

*Baby pictures*

Another tip for creating illusion of height... hang curtains higher than the tops of windows and let them go to the floor.

Yeah, I mean, it boggles my mind. These guys are supporting a cause that was on the wrong side of history, AND got it’s ass handed to it.

LOL, I’m only 23 or so weeks but I was actually thinking the opposite - I’m doing it for free plus paying all my own medical bills when I could be getting paid? I mean, $45k is more than I make in a year at my job, could I just up and quit and be pregnant for a living instead?

Yo! 34.5 weeks and I concur!

“an unexpected surprise”...as opposed to an expected surprise?

Isn’t this the plot of My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend?

My thoughts as well. Is Jezebel becoming the next XO Jane?

You should write fortune cookie messages, aiming to fill the niche of totally ruining someone’s night...

Happy three months, Catalina!