There’s an AA saying:

I too was in college in CA 20 years ago, and there was no women’s center that I recall at my state uni. Would have been nice to go to Stanford where that was even an option ‘back then’. (Shaking head at this b@#^h)

Thank you thank you thank you! Canker sores plagued me until I discovered that sodium laurel sulfate was the problem back in the 90s. Switched to Rembrandt “for canker sore sufferers” and within a week, no more cankers. I’m so sensitive to the SLS that borrowing someone’s Crest just one time will induce a week-long…

Did he plagiarize these tips from Jessica Seinfeld?

I live in a rural area and am friends with a deaf man, so have perused movie options for him. Our theater has set showtimes for the hearing impaired, such as twice a week per movie. It could be that they showed up on the wrong day?

Since when did I lose Jezebel posting ability?? I've been posting here for five years?

My first thought: this is a Warren Jeffs enclave. Where Is the man who put five women and 20 of his kids in this house?

Dentists are the WORST “health care professionals”. I’ve had one do a novocaine free root canal on a tooth that was healthy, that lifted me straight off the chair in pain, and she used ALL my insurance for the YEAR for the wrong tooth, THEN when I complained to my dentist who referred me to her, he wrote ME a letter…

Sounds great!

Moi Aussie. Moved to Hawaii when Bush won his presidency because of Florida, that was 13 years ago.

Well, except the definition of a bezoar is a mass trapped in the GI system. I think it's a damn good word for...can't even bring myself to type his name...

“Investigators suspect she advertised herself on Craigslist, creating interactions that would result in exchanges of sex for money. At least one of these exchanges happened with her young children present”

So I am in a unique cooking/eating situation: I live off the grid in Hawaii. My favorite meal this week was scooping buttery avocado (from my tree) with Dorito chips. Only utensil needed was a knife to open the fruit.

I stopped roasting chickens cuz the breasts always were dry. Do you know how to avoid that?

I think this thread is a fabulous idea. I also think, Kate, that beans plus potatoes are simply not done, thus your problems.

It’s also ironic that “health food stores” have unhealthy products. I’m amazed that people think everything in these stores is somehow better than a grocery store.

You poor thing. You have a neurotic need to be right.

Lava rises, though. Last month I heard a lecture by an HVO volcanologist who said “We THINK the lava pool in Kilauea Volcano is coming from the center of the earth”. Crazy, if so.

Who are his parents? Can we find them and throw stones at them?

If we could only delete men from their penises...