First of all, “Chayse”.

Susan has lost all all respect from me, and I've been respecting her since Rocky Horror.

Jett, through a representative, denied witnessing the event as it has been described here. Her representative referred all further questions to Jackie “as it’s a matter involving her and she can speak for herself.

Your comment is perfect and made my day.

The black mold is dangerous. Deadly even. Get rid of it.

I complained on yelp about a bad pedicure and the owner replied and told me it was because I should take better care of my feet. Check it out, Heavenly Nails in Hilo, HI.

His belt is closer to his nipples than his penis.

Maybe if he hadn’t sold out to all the “health food stores” I'd feel I bit sad.

Preach. I’m still crying about today. Scotus and all that, but I am 51. I am white. I went to South Africa in 1999 with HIV money and school supplies for AIDS orphans. I was allowed to go to a church in Soweto, for a young man who died of AIDS. I was allowed there despite my being white. I cry to this day about how…

I'm sorry this happened to you. My father went to India and for ten years (until he died) his gut was never happy again. Oh the misery of having a sad gut. I would never consider going to India thanks to my Dad.

Ok let's. Her voice. Her smug tone. Her having everything in the world, so many acres, so much money, such an adoring husband, such gorgeous man children. How can anybody watch her and not feel like their life is shit in comparison?

This article is so poor it would never get shown on “Mystery Diagnosis”. Speaking of which, I am about to get the Dish installed, and I'm upset because they don't have Discovery Fit and Health channel :(

I'm a grey person so don't know where to put this. Two days ago my friend told me that his stepmother was the editor of cartoons for Playboy magazine back in the day (almost 40 years ago) and how he flew on private jets because of that and the only person he remembered being on those Playboy jets was Bill Cosby.

Ugh, I know. I know this is off-topic, but I have to agree with you that Pioneer Woman is the worst. Just looking at that smug smile for one second makes me want to hurl and change the channel.

I feel you. I went to NOLA Jazz Fest and spent the whole day in the Gospel Tent.

Was that a pun?

All of MD is below the Mason-Dixon Line. So.

Good! Thanks for bringing this out of the grey and now that point has been made at least four times now!

I was reading this article hoping it would suggest that if you're having a hard time coming with your partner, you might want to forego masturbation. Alas, no.

As a female who also is “not as durable”, I've found these things helpful: