Ululations of mirth.

If he cheats on his wife with you, he sure as fuck is gonna cheat on you someday.

Today is a good day for her. She finally saw karma come and bite Brad right in the ass.

Or you know, Angelina got fed up with Brad Pitt cheating on her with Marion Cotillard? I’m extremely uncomfortable accusing Brad Pitt of being a rapist and running a pedophile ring just because his wife is divorcing him.

She won. She had Brad when he was hottest, has a younger new husband, still looks great, and isn’t surrounded by 3978012794 screaming children. SHE. WON.

Said it before and ill say it again, Angelina only likes her men married when it’s to someone else. Although there are rumors that she shared her smack habit and now he’s unemoloyable.

They sure do, but they definitely don’t cover Brad or the Coreys careers in history classes.

I don’t know. If this was really the reason she was divorcing him I don’t think she’d want him to have any visitation at all - and at the very least she’d be asking for supervised visitation. You know? She doesn’t strike me as the type to be like, “oh you might be a pedophile, here spend some time alone with our…