Am I supposed to be upset over this? It sounds to me like ESPN should have been smart enough not to trash one of their sponsors in a headline in the first place.

The Dodgers wouldn’t have noticed because it’s not a statistic that is counted using sabermetrics

Station management: “I TenneSee What You Did There. Now get out.”

History is being made tonight, is this the first true “my account was hacked” ever?

D’Angelo Russell is such an asshole.

This is such a punk ass move by somebody, (likely the stepdad).

Now that trade makes even less sense...

Calm down @MyDeadspinRealAF.

Have we reached peak shit posting on Deadspin with this trash article?

Thanks for zeroing in on what's important here.

That’s not sarcasm. It’s acting dumb on purpose.

maybe it’s my sarcasm that’s lost on the internet. who knows?

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

Bet he could have rambled on about Jebus as much as he wanted.

ESPN is shit.

“Back over to you for a rebuttal, Curt Schilling”