The only one who comes close might be Brian Dawkins.

Shit, I get upset when I have to scroll to the bottom of a drop down menu to get the the US.

I think it’s just because NBC is so used to hearing the word “ratings” along with the phrase “coming in last.”

So what you’re saying is, your call center job is like every single other call center job (like mine) where the employer figures that their employees are smart and respectful enough to recognize what “professional” attire and atmosphere is, regardless as to the fact that the clients don’t see them. By your logic every…

Sometimes things aren’t about a call to action, but rather a call to simply recognize a truth you may have previously ignored. Realize that it’s kind of fucked to say that you never realized that women deserved equal pay until you had a daughter. That’s not necessarily a bad reflection on you, but on a society that…

Her piece isn’t about answering your question. It’s about feeling righteous.

Jesus, that story was fucking awful. Not even just “stupid” which should be sufficient, but it’s like an eighth grade “I did this one thing comma and then this other thing period It was adjective comma and also adjective adjective period” like the first sentences on a “Creative Writing for Dummies” book

Not to be a stickler, here, but functional piano keys are like 99 percent of the practical difference between a piano and a boulder.

Yeah, I got laid playing this game over the weekend. She is from Canada, so you wouldn’t know her.

The broader perspective is capital making war on labor.

“If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.”

As a white man, I grew up playing Spades. I don’t understand how this is suddenly a thing that it’s considered a POC game.

Apparently you didn’t read closely enough - you are white so it’s impossible to know how to compete against a black person.

Amen. Real talk.

While I certainly have no issue with an exuberant bat flip, I must draw the line at a dude potentially decapitating half the dugout.

Masshole meets asshole.

If “Not Goodell” ran for President, s/he would be America’s most beloved candidate.

Caption: Boston man shows Goodell the number of wins New England will have the season after Tom Brady retires.

Roger Goodell: [is constantly abused by fans of other 31 NFL teams]

Goodell plans to exact revenge by throwing some leftover Skyline at this guy. That will really be when the shit hits the fan.