That’s it, I am buying stock right now in popcorn. All the popcorn companies.

Gucci Lame.

I want Trump to kick out Gucci over this because I want him to continue behaving like a lunatic. I want Trump to make idiotic, yet largely inconsequential decisions like a Gucci kickout so that more Americans will see how much of a piece of garbage he is. But I doubt he will grant me this wish.

Well, it’s not like Trump’s base shops there, after all.

Gukkki?

KKKucci

No, I can’t. You’re Nazi sympathizers so I’m not sure why people would be hopping to answer your desperate emails.

In my fantasy world, a most delightful place, El Naranja and his family return to New York after having been kicked out of Washington D.C. for all the obvious reasons. There, they are met with a torrent of scorn, in which the citizens actively mock them, refuse to stay in their gaudy hotels, and generally unengage in…

Annnnnnddd...fuck you, Gucci..

“I want to make it perfectly clear that my company said nothing negative about the Dear Leader. My employees did not speak out in opposition to the Führer. Gaddafi would have looked fabulous in our products.”

“We all salute the same great flag”

...floating in a jar of formaldehyde.

random girls will want to have sex with you

WHAT IS THIS STORY?! WHO IS THIS MAN?!

This sounds magical. Please, FC, tell me more about the pantsless man.

Jesus. That’s terrible. Please come to my house for drinks on the patio. I guarantee two enthusiastic golden retrievers and an aloof cat who always manages to be lurking close by because you owe him crackers for tolerating you in his life.

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