I realized it’s not so easy.

And he’s dumb. Dumb dumb dumb dumb-dy dumb dumb. He’s DUMB dumb. So dumb he had to have North Korea explained to him by another world leader.

Just curious. Does Putin tweet? Like for real tweet?

I am so sick of media sycophants drooling when McMaster, Vice President Q-Tip, Tillerson, and Nikki fuckin Haley (I have a rant about her in another post later) go out and say something reasonable. It doesn’t fucking matter. The buck stops with Our Orange Overlord sitting on the toilet tweeting between cartoons. He is…

35 years for me! But then shit happened! Pun totally intended.

Twitter wins:

They believe they paid for the offices they hold.

But which countries? Anything we’re in, Europe is going to be in too. And if you’ve been following the politics there, things aren’t any better. They are facing all the same problems we are.

One of my coworkers asked what do we do if someone (she specifically mentioned North Korea, but I’m not sure it really makes a difference) starts launching nukes. My answer: Die quickly, if we’re lucky. We’re in Portland, so we would have a combination of potential direct strikes, nuclear fallout, and seismic activity…

I’m in the same place. As the mother of 16.5yr old twins, I’m fighting down daily panic attacks that this idiot’s impulsivity and blood-lust will result in my children being drafted in a few years.

First: I’m sorry it’s gotten so scary for you folks and I feel the same way about half the time. And I do remember being more afraid of everything when my children were small, so it is possible that some of that will pass; I certainly hope so.

Republicans gonna Republican.

I’m now trying it on your recommendation.

“Interchangeable” is the word that springs to mind. She was grown in a lower-class lab than the one where Fox grows their bottle-blondes, but using the same formula.

“How is the world treating you today, Bonjour?

Or not, depending on how you age, it might take you right up to 40 and drop you like a hot fart. As someone who is neither blonde haired nor blue eyed, but has been considered attractive like forever, aging is a bitch. I am so glad that I have other cultivated qualities. I’m not counting on my face or tits to do the…

Maybe she can find another hot take to bolster herself?

I dunno, if you’ve staked your identity and emotional wellbeing on being the hot conservative chick that douchey conservative bros all flock around, suddenly not having an outlet for that attention anymore probably is pretty destabilizing. Guess Tomi will have to figure something else to base her self worth on. …

“It’s my job, it’s my life,” Lahren sais. “Without that, I feel lost. When your outlet is taken away from you, when your catharsis is stripped from you, and you don’t understand why and you’re so disappointed and you’re so blindsided by it, it hurts.”