You can not, because “-eaux” is the plural ending. If you are of the male persuasion, the singular would be “Jezebeau.” Which is perfectly acceptable.

My husband, just now: Part of me wants to open a second bottle of champagne.

Is “Jezebeaux” the accepted term? Cause if so I love it.

Time flies watching terrible people embarass themselves. The trump administration has served 2 key purposes thus far: illustrating that no, american conservatives don’t just have a different opinion, they really are straight up evil and that everyone has given trump far more credit for his intelligence than he…

The only thing that has helped me get through the first 100 days. Also, I’ve started drinking wine at dinner.

WE, however, do have something to celebrate.

I have been made fun of for YEARS for admitting I like Barry Manilow. YOU ARE MY PEOPLE

Agree. I have a friend in his 50s who has never felt able to fully come out to his family (although I’m 90% sure they know), and it has ruined every serious relationship he’s ever had. I feel really sad for older people who get mocked for not coming out earlier, when the society they lived in was immeasurably…

Every day I hate Bernie and his bros more and more. The entitlement around Bernie and the DNC is mind boggling. That somehow a dude who has contributed nothing in his entire career to the democratic party is supposed to come in and get equal treatment to a woman who worked her entire adult life in the organization…

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

Uh....so maybe don’t cut the budget of departments that support programs that serve victims of domestic violence? Fuckwad.

“My administration, including the Department of Justice and the Department of Health and Human Services, will do everything in its power to protect women children, and men from sexual violence,”

In the current political environment the word “hypocrisy” has no meaning.

The negative things that are implied about Black people who come from poorer neighborhoods. Did you see the episode with Zendaya? That felt weird for me. She was talking funny, clearly trying to sound more “street” (she is not good at that at all). Her character was named Rasheida and she barely had a relationship…

When I read comments from ultra conservative type people that are prone to the pearl clutching it just makes me think “You are basically indicating that we should all be afraid of YOU, not the other way around.” Because they 1. believe that men are just lustful beasts that simply can’t enjoy a meal with women they…

I think the fact that none of these conservative male fuckwits have any women they think of as just friends speaks VOLUMES for their disdain for women as people. Because obviously for them, if a woman isn’t for fucking or marrying or knocking up, there’s just no reason to interact with her or care about her at all is…

Trump would become, as her attorney put it, the president’s “eyes and ears,”

Is stupidity a mental health condition? If so, he’s definitely got that issue.