Hey girl! Thanks for remembering me. I gave Amy a bath and took some nice pics for yoooou:

Hello lovely people of Jez. In the spirit of keeping you guys posted, I underwent a breast tomosynthesis and ultrasound this week and the doctor said “I don’t see anything I worry about here”. One of the areas of interest is a cyst and the other is a clump of breast tissue. I was advised to schedule a genetic risk…

I wish I had something concrete and comforting to offer. I literally gasped when I saw your post, because it really does feel like a community here. With that said, please remember that it IS a community here- and you have an army of badass feminists pulling for you.

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”

Our school nurse emphasized how to wipe properly “front to back! front to back!” (complete with grand sweeps of the pointer against the diagram of Ladyparts Cross Section) when we got The Period Talk in 5th grade. She didn’t say why, of course.... nobody ever talked about urinary tracts in the 70s, and the “You’ll Be…

i call him the kkkeebler elf

Who, Bannon?

I think the thing that gets me about them is that I’m a mom, and I’m a business owner. A for real, brick-and-mortar business owner.

We should cut out paper snowflakes and mail then en masse to senators and reps and the WH.

I worked on political campaigns years ago, and collectors would routinely hit us up for pins/stickers/etc.

He’s so triggered, he probably thinks this song is a trigger. He’s soooooo triiiiiiggered! I bet he thinks this song is a trigger, trigger, trigger...”

I know!! Don’t tell me you hate big government and then try to govern my lady business and who goes in what bathroom.

It’s also what Pence secretly calls his dick.

BIG GOVERNMENT SUCKS

That’s not terrorism, that’s peaceful armed protest. You can tell because they’re white. I know, I know, *waves hand dismissively* it’s a subtle distinction, but there you have it.

Hopefully next time someone will wear a grizzly suit, cause that would be awesome.

Fuck yeah! American Heroes All!

“we misspoke”, Who is this fucking we? Next she is going to say “Kellyanne had a rough night and tripped over the mini bar door when she was going to find her rubber mit to put on her face”.

but I want you to see some of the other facts that we’re doing