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Starring Forest Whitaker as the theater.

"Suicide…"

Are we seriously going to imply that KIRSTIE ALLEY needs to be taken seriously? Jeez, bring back 1986 where KIRSTIE ALLEY just looked like human

Wait, what? Boys actually were attracted to Barbies, not just ripping their heads off and scratching away their faces?

The "curve" is in her spine, since she never wears a bra.

Actually sounds a lot like the sort of person Frank would hang out with.

No, we're all air conditioners. Catch up!

Oh, I guess it's a four-way if you count him…but yeah, he was in a dog orgy.

I love his tiny crisis of faith when he finds out EL James is a woman. Glenn Howerton bring so much to the table with Dennis, you can see why they get so angry at the idea of high art when no one but fans of the show recognize it.

Yeah, Ongo Gablogian (a reference to the very prestigious Gagosian gallery in Manhattan, which lends credence to Frank's claims to "know these guys") fucking made this entire episode.

"Computer, is there any way to generate a quantum Tayne?"

Take a look at how the camera moves in this clip. Not many other directors could have done it, and the same style is all over the place in TFA:

"I got the results of the test back. Breast cancer definitely had its reasons."

"If you see something pretending to be human that isn't, you keep your eye on it and feel for your hatchet."

The important thing people aren't noticing about The Force Awakens is that it feels really specific to Abrams, for all the good and bad that implies.

"The thing about cereal fights…the cereal always wins."

"…and that's terrible."

"Utini…"

Dellow felegates, meesa have a dream…

"It's just like bludgeoning womp rats in the basement of Beggar's Canyon back at home!"