Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm just trying to think about ANYTHING other than the situation. My late grandmother lived in Paris, too many memories already…

That's the kind of joke I'm completely OK with at a time like this, Jerry.

See, America? This is how it feels in a country where people pass laws against this happening. Wouldn't it be great if this is how people felt about all those school shootings?

You didn't listen for literally twenty seconds more for the punchline about Bart? You must be as dumb as a monkey!

So there is. Since this is the first appearance of the former Erotic Hercules after Phil's death, I assumed incorrectly.

That's the thing. We never learn Mona's original last name, but with her radical feminist personality, she doesn't seem to be the name-changing type, so maybe she's a distant relative of Abe's, like Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt.

The AV Club used to be as smart as a monkey! But then Great Job Internet started gettin' lazy and now it's as dumb as a chimp.

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Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective.

"Just because The Simpsons and Futurama and Community went downhill, doesn't mean it'll happen to Rick and Morty! Does it?"

It isn't quite The Simpsons, on the ranking of shows that got a huge welcome that they still managed to outstay, but it feels quite up there.

Relax, Lis'. There's nothing in the boy's bathroom you didn't see when Dad boycotted pants.

Is he named "Bing Crosby is Buddha"?

That's actually more my own frame of reference than the trope.

Meh. To me, it feels like R&M is a show for people intimately familiar with old SF tropes, and this is just a parody of the "everything's made of poison/antimatter!" idea.

I think the implication with the planet-on-the-cob is that its subatomic structure is so radically different from ours that any prolonged contact would lead to horrible, Cornenberg-on-the-cob mutations.

I think that last part was their plan all along.

In bird culture, it's still considered a "dick move".

Uh, hi, I'm Lilgreenman.

Aw, you're just gonna go with "[Laughs]"?

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