Why, you have all the boorish manners of a Hunterite!

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WE LIKE ROY-BIN! WE LIKE ROY-BIN! WE LIKE ROY-BIN!

Feels pretty audacious to say since it's only the second season. How about the Highlander 2, of True Detective, since it's lost all the occult mystique?

It's pronounced "MEDIOCRE", buddy. Don't take the exit off the Fury Road!

Don't think this makes up for the lack of Classic Simpsons today, AV Club.

You think Hollywood won't do anything that dumb? Just sasquatch!

This makes me sound like an uncultured asshole instead of a burnout academic wannabe, but I'm most interested in this to contrast with the inevitably awful Assassin's Creed movie (also with Fassbender and Cotillard) a year later.

Not gonna make any jokes here, everyone. It's sad and scary when old people get sick and that's all there is to it.

Young Zaphod Plays It Safe, man.

Haven't seen it since my own high school years, where it was basically what we had instead of health class.

Look at his name - he lives in Springfield, duh!

D'oh!

I'm probably gonna attract a lot of ire for this, but Still Alive from Portal.