Here's the thing about her excuse— she "only" used it to describe a bank robber, she claims. However, it would *have* to be part of her lexicon for that to happen in the first place. For example, the other day a homeless man ran up to me and started screaming in my face (I couldn't understand him, and he was clearly…

Anybody notice the almost complete lack of coverage from the national media tonight? CNN is pimping Paula Deen shit; Anderson Cooper is doing George Zimmerman trial. Have not seen any mention of Texas/Wendy Davis. Did anyone catch something I may have missed?

Hah!

I have no idea what is going on. And I am so glad that I never took my mother's advice to go to law school seriously.

I am so happy you translated that. For real. Do you work in law/politics?

I literally screamed this from my balcony at a guy who was lifting up a trash can to throw through a storefront window at 2am. He set the trash can down and walked away. Clearly I should get a key to the city for my heroic citizen efforts.

Oh, Anne... oh, honey no.

Ok, this is hilarious. I have to share this with my Jezebels.

Haha, these two annotations are making me laugh. Well done!

I keep thinking of Hank from King of the Hill and "pro-pain" and "pro-pain" accessories

I don't care what they say, this is absolutely a sex thing.

Vegan for about 7 years. Never eaten any of the foods mentioned in this article. I wish people would realise it doesn't need to be a complicated diet full of "hip" foods. Try rice. Potatoes. Tofu. (Is tofu mainstream nowdays?)

You sound like you're on the right track, and I definitely get your point that the article seems to be ignoring men like you.

Where can I find another one like you who's still single?

I'm savouring it because it is amazing. Also, it is very scary/gruesome so I can only read a little bit before I go to bed to fend off the scary dreams.

The tryhard in this description hurts my soul.

I felt ancient reading this article. (I'm 27). But then I realized there was never a time in my post-leaving home and being independent life that I was like this. At age 20 I sliced myself good and did the ER thing. Totally untraumatized and by myself (though I had some visitors for my hours of bleeding in the waiting…

True and important, but:

Palin believed (amongst many other crazy things) that she knew loads about foreign policy because she could see Russia from her house.

Maybe everyone filming was too focused on her cardigan and excercise jewelry!