Back when I was single, obvs I was trying to get laid.

Why doesn’t someone make a proper Women's Bicycle?

That and another awesome thing that’s been pointed out on here - that Furiosa already had her plan in action completely independent of Max and his help. She wasn’t waiting for the “one”, the “hero”, or even an opportunity that presented itself as an unknown but tough rogue male. Heh. She was already doing her thing…

You really want to know?

Do you not recall the orb that was required to complete the spell? The others of which were extremely hard to come by? The orb that was shattered when the spell was completed? They couldn't just recast the spell over and over, because they were missing the main reagent.

You just lost any credibility you had (it was very flimsy) and any respect as a commenter (see also: flimsy) by bringing up coat hangers which was obviously intended as shock-value low-blow. Get over yourself or get lost. Or both.

Wut?

Honey, you're not sounding any righter by calling third grade names. You just sound like a child who desperately needs a nap. Maybe have a Snickers, go lay down?

FactsnotFeelings is very emotional on this issue. You can't reason with him when he gets all worked up like this. Just let him cry it out.

Boy, you sure showed me. Calling me "dummy." And yes, that is how insurance works. Premiums are part of your compensation package. Your employer doesn't pay for them out of the goodness of their heart. I make a certain amount, but I don't see all that money. Because fully 1/3 of my compensation goes to my health…

I would have thought Home Alone or Ferris Bueller.

Sting instead of Blues Brothers?

Just came here to say:

Lucy? http://www.lucy.com/

I love my wife. And I will never, EVER, poop in her presence.*

Careful, if a woman makes you 300 sandwiches, you have to marry her.

She is talking about doing a cover shoot for Vogue. THIS is why her general appearance matters. There is not a single fashionable thing about her. And there could be.

Of course they don't. I like to read Little House books for emotional comfort, that is an odd personal preference. But I also drive a reliable car, and I assume that everyone who drives would derive the same sort of confidence and comfort that comes with driving a reliable car. I certainly don't want to argue with…

My teenage fantasy. This.