Anybody notice the almost complete lack of coverage from the national media tonight? CNN is pimping Paula Deen shit; Anderson Cooper is doing George Zimmerman trial. Have not seen any mention of Texas/Wendy Davis. Did anyone catch something I may have missed?

Hah!

I have no idea what is going on. And I am so glad that I never took my mother's advice to go to law school seriously.

I am so happy you translated that. For real. Do you work in law/politics?

I literally screamed this from my balcony at a guy who was lifting up a trash can to throw through a storefront window at 2am. He set the trash can down and walked away. Clearly I should get a key to the city for my heroic citizen efforts.

Oh, Anne... oh, honey no.

Ok, this is hilarious. I have to share this with my Jezebels.

I keep thinking of Hank from King of the Hill and "pro-pain" and "pro-pain" accessories

I don't care what they say, this is absolutely a sex thing.

Vegan for about 7 years. Never eaten any of the foods mentioned in this article. I wish people would realise it doesn't need to be a complicated diet full of "hip" foods. Try rice. Potatoes. Tofu. (Is tofu mainstream nowdays?)

You sound like you're on the right track, and I definitely get your point that the article seems to be ignoring men like you.

Where can I find another one like you who's still single?

The tryhard in this description hurts my soul.

I felt ancient reading this article. (I'm 27). But then I realized there was never a time in my post-leaving home and being independent life that I was like this. At age 20 I sliced myself good and did the ER thing. Totally untraumatized and by myself (though I had some visitors for my hours of bleeding in the waiting…

True and important, but:

Palin believed (amongst many other crazy things) that she knew loads about foreign policy because she could see Russia from her house.

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Maybe everyone filming was too focused on her cardigan and excercise jewelry!

"Hi, my name is Camel toe, and I'm here to teach you how to camel toe" is all I got from this.

"Look at all the fucks I don't give!"