*Should HAVE been you, terriblehuman

*Should of

Peter Thiel would agree!

I love how he says their backyard has turned into a bear hangout like that’s not the greatest thing your backyard could become

Having seen this chilled out bear, Jay Cutler says he will never get the shingles vaccine.

This × 1,000

Where is our Nick Denton courtroom Crying Jordan? Pretty sure I can get Mr. Wood some funding.

I can’t wait to tell my kids about this, but I’ll probably never have kids so...

He was in love. As I remember, he had to basically do backflips to get her to marry him in the first place. I bet this was one of the terms.

They didn’t even make it to the ‘one month for every year of our age difference’ stage of their marriage.

as soon as i heard this i couldnt help but think it was depply upfortunate timing

It’s not important like a long form birth certificate or a persons who isn’t Donald Trumps college transcripts.

Trump already talked about it, saying to George Stephanopolous two weeks ago, “It’s none of your goddamn business.”

I am still like “WHERE ARE HIS TAX RECORDS?

Well if they want to talk about finances dating back to the late 20th century, perhaps Donald Trump would like to talk about how his finances were so heavily dependent on real estate tax shelters to hide income from the IRS, that Reagan’s 1986 tax reform damn near bankrupted him.

I am now convinced that this is what Bran’s true destiny is.

That would be the ultimate pot calling the kettle black.

“Hope Hicks” is also a key part of the RNC’s voter turnout strategy.