Yeah, I know other teams do it. It’s more of a general comment. It’s one thing if it’s a domesticated animal. But teams should not keep wild animals as mascots. Good god I hate college sports. This annoys me, and it barely makes top 10 worst things about college sports as an institution.

It took longer than it should have to get the right diagnosis, because no one knew what the doctor’s notes meant when he said Mike had “sarceauxma.”

“We got no money! Our tigers’ eyes are getting cancer!”

At least the bear didn’t meet a grizzly demise.

It’s sad this issue is so polarizing.

I know this is way late, but you should just probably go ahead and leave if your are only using your computer to surf the internet.

Trouble was definitely a-bruin’

I don’t care!

I’m glad it made it, that could have been unbearably sad.

Oh, stop being so ursanine.

That’s a Real Schiano Bear if ever there was one.

To all the haters who thought Bartolo Colon couldn’t swim or navigate a rapid here is your proof.

I hope the bear goes to where that guy eats and screams at him.

BYSTANDER: Oh shit, it’s a fucking bear-
BYSTANDER: [remembers the enormity of Jay Cutler’s contract]
BYSTANDER: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
BYSTANDER: [remembers that Jay Cutler will retire and then die someday, not soon, but it will happen nevertheless]
BYSTANDER: Oh, he’s okay.

What a rollercoaster ride, beginning to end.

So the man bared his soul after the bear barely made it across the stream?

Bear Richard Kimble is a good bear. Human is a poor Tommy Lee Jones substitute.

I am embarrassed that my first thought was, “Temptation Island was my jam!” Oh, young and stupid me.